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He says to me, he goes, "All right." He goes, "Okay,
just take like, you know…" You know, it's always just like,
"All right, so, like, how fucked up
do you wanna get, all right?" And there's always like a square
and it's like, "Okay, don't eat the whole square." "Just like, bite one corner, lick the other one,
and then rub the other one." "Let it absorb in your face or whatever." So, I'm like, "All right." He goes,
"How far into it do you wanna go?" I go, "I just wanna trip a little bit,
nothing crazy." So he goes, "Fine,"
so I ate just a little bit
just take like, you know…" You know, it's always just like,
"All right, so, like, how fucked up
do you wanna get, all right?" And there's always like a square
and it's like, "Okay, don't eat the whole square." "Just like, bite one corner, lick the other one,
and then rub the other one." "Let it absorb in your face or whatever." So, I'm like, "All right." He goes,
"How far into it do you wanna go?" I go, "I just wanna trip a little bit,
nothing crazy." So he goes, "Fine,"
so I ate just a little bit
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He says to me, he goes, "All right."
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He goes, "Okay,
just take like, you know…"
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You know, it's always just like,
"All right,
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so, like, how fucked up
do you wanna get, all right?"
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And there's always like a square
and it's like,
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"Okay, don't eat the whole square."
00:00:15.764 --> 00:00:18.267
"Just like, bite one corner,
00:00:18.035 --> 00:00:21.353
lick the other one,
and then rub the other one."
00:00:21.437 --> 00:00:23.647
"Let it absorb in your face or whatever."
00:00:25.316 --> 00:00:28.652
So, I'm like, "All right." He goes,
"How far into it do you wanna go?"
00:00:28.736 --> 00:00:30.988
I go, "I just wanna trip a little bit,
nothing crazy."
00:00:31.002 --> 00:00:32.948
So he goes, "Fine,"
so I ate just a little bit.
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Movie Summary
Comedian Bill Burr sounds off on cancel culture, feminism, getting bad reviews from his wife and a life-changing epiphany during a fiery stand-up set.