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Bill Burr: Live at Red Rocks

I was like, "Look, I'm 53." "I moved twice. I have an AARP card.I'm the fuckin' victim...

I was like, "Look, I'm 53." "I moved twice. I have an AARP card.
I'm the fuckin' victim here." So… I stiffen up the shoulder and immediately
I'm thinking this is gonna get crazy

Full Transcript

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I was like, "Look, I'm 53."
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"I moved twice. I have an AARP card. I'm the fuckin' victim here."
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So…
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I stiffen up the shoulder and immediately I'm thinking this is gonna get crazy.
Duration
14 seconds
Views
32
Timestamp in Movie
01:05:55
Uploaded
Apr 29, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian Bill Burr sounds off on cancel culture, feminism, getting bad reviews from his wife and a life-changing epiphany during a fiery stand-up set.
But I'm not going to lie, she started closing in, she was moving, - Bill Burr: Live at Red Rocks 00:11
But I'm not going to lie, she started closing in, she w...
So I lean into this shit, and at the last second, - Bill Burr: Live at Red Rocks 00:13
So I lean into this shit, and at the last second,
Okay? Now, I know most of you guys drive, - Bill Burr: Live at Red Rocks 00:09
Okay? Now, I know most of you guys drive,
This is the deal, if you're walking down the street in New York, - Bill Burr: Live at Red Rocks 00:08
This is the deal, if you're walking down the street in ...
Just look over your shoulder, "Sorry, man, my bad, have a nice day." - Bill Burr: Live at Red Rocks 00:08
Just look over your shoulder, "Sorry, man, my bad, have...
You're walking down the street, you actually bump into somebody, - Bill Burr: Live at Red Rocks 00:13
You're walking down the street, you actually bump into ...
You're just walking down the street and you hit so fuckin' hard, - Bill Burr: Live at Red Rocks 00:23
You're just walking down the street and you hit so fuck...
Three days, I'm just walking around New York, - Bill Burr: Live at Red Rocks 00:09
Three days, I'm just walking around New York,
And I'm feeling this anger, it's just burning me up, - Bill Burr: Live at Red Rocks 00:13
And I'm feeling this anger, it's just burning me u...
If you have empathy for somebody, you put yourself in their shoes, - Bill Burr: Live at Red Rocks 00:13
If you have empathy for somebody, you put yourself in their ...
What would cause somebody to accidentally drift into your lane twice? - Bill Burr: Live at Red Rocks 00:06
What would cause somebody to accidentally drift into your la...
Did she have Bell's palsy of her left side? You know? - Bill Burr: Live at Red Rocks 00:04
Did she have Bell's palsy of her left side? You know?
You know? Is she one of those fuckin' diagonal walkers? - Bill Burr: Live at Red Rocks 00:04
You know? Is she one of those fuckin' diagonal walkers?
You get behind them at the airport, they're walkin' too slow, - Bill Burr: Live at Red Rocks 00:07
You get behind them at the airport, they're walkin'...
And everything was just like, no, no, no, cut! Right? - Bill Burr: Live at Red Rocks 00:05
And everything was just like, no, no, no, cut! Right?
So I said, "Who gives a shit? I don't give a fuck." - Bill Burr: Live at Red Rocks 00:06
So I said, "Who gives a shit? I don't give a fuck....
Then I'm washing the dishes, which is a very Zen-like thing to do. - Bill Burr: Live at Red Rocks 00:04
Then I'm washing the dishes, which is a very Zen-like t...
Your brain is empty, I'm washing the dishes, - Bill Burr: Live at Red Rocks 00:06
Your brain is empty, I'm washing the dishes,
It just floated into my head, and I just looked up. - Bill Burr: Live at Red Rocks 00:04
It just floated into my head, and I just looked up.
I was like, "Oh, my God. I know why she did it." - Bill Burr: Live at Red Rocks 00:09
I was like, "Oh, my God. I know why she did it."