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She was bringing the projector,
the screen was gonna come down, and I'm literally just laying in there,
like, "Please, God, just let her give me two minutes
to fuckin' calm down." Nope, she just comes right in
and she's just like, "So… you wanna discuss that little incident
that happened downstairs in the kitchen?" And I'm like, "No, honey,
can you just give me a second?" "My heart is still on the floor.
Give me a second. I know I fucked up." She doesn't give a shit at that point,
and she's right, it's her kid too, so she just launched in, "If you think
you can do this in this fuckin' house…" All this shit, and… I mean, she was 100% right, but I wasn't ready
to hear the information
the screen was gonna come down, and I'm literally just laying in there,
like, "Please, God, just let her give me two minutes
to fuckin' calm down." Nope, she just comes right in
and she's just like, "So… you wanna discuss that little incident
that happened downstairs in the kitchen?" And I'm like, "No, honey,
can you just give me a second?" "My heart is still on the floor.
Give me a second. I know I fucked up." She doesn't give a shit at that point,
and she's right, it's her kid too, so she just launched in, "If you think
you can do this in this fuckin' house…" All this shit, and… I mean, she was 100% right, but I wasn't ready
to hear the information
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She was bringing the projector,
the screen was gonna come down,
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and I'm literally just laying in there,
like, "Please, God,
00:00:07.757 --> 00:00:11.511
just let her give me two minutes
to fuckin' calm down."
00:00:12.303 --> 00:00:14.639
Nope, she just comes right in
and she's just like, "So…
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you wanna discuss that little incident
that happened downstairs in the kitchen?"
00:00:21.395 --> 00:00:23.648
And I'm like, "No, honey,
can you just give me a second?"
00:00:23.731 --> 00:00:26.531
"My heart is still on the floor.
Give me a second. I know I fucked up."
00:00:26.609 --> 00:00:29.862
She doesn't give a shit at that point,
and she's right, it's her kid too,
00:00:29.946 --> 00:00:33.783
so she just launched in, "If you think
you can do this in this fuckin' house…"
00:00:33.866 --> 00:00:35.868
All this shit, and…
00:00:35.952 --> 00:00:38.371
I mean, she was 100% right,
00:00:38.454 --> 00:00:40.456
but I wasn't ready
to hear the information.
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Movie Summary
Comedian Bill Burr sounds off on cancel culture, feminism, getting bad reviews from his wife and a life-changing epiphany during a fiery stand-up set.
