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She bumped into me because she's a lesbian
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Bill Burr: Live at Red Rocks

She bumped into mebecause she's a lesbian

She bumped into me
because she's a lesbian

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She bumped into me because she's a lesbian.
Duration
5 seconds
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136
Timestamp in Movie
01:09:44
Uploaded
Apr 30, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
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Comedian Bill Burr sounds off on cancel culture, feminism, getting bad reviews from his wife and a life-changing epiphany during a fiery stand-up set.
She did it because she's a lesbian. - Bill Burr: Live at Red Rocks 00:06
She did it because she's a lesbian.
All right, so judging by most of your silence, - Bill Burr: Live at Red Rocks 00:07
All right, so judging by most of your silence,
Put yourself in a lesbian's shoes, all right? - Bill Burr: Live at Red Rocks 00:05
Put yourself in a lesbian's shoes, all right?
And I was thinking like, "Oh, my God. I did that." - Bill Burr: Live at Red Rocks 00:07
And I was thinking like, "Oh, my God. I did that."
"Hey, I bought you this shiny thing. Did I do it right, huh?" - Bill Burr: Live at Red Rocks 00:08
"Hey, I bought you this shiny thing. Did I do it right,...
The best you're gonna get is, "I'm sorry, but…" - Bill Burr: Live at Red Rocks 00:12
The best you're gonna get is, "I'm sorry, but...
And you're just thinking, - Bill Burr: Live at Red Rocks 00:04
And you're just thinking,
And then you figure it out, it makes you feel stupid, - Bill Burr: Live at Red Rocks 00:16
And then you figure it out, it makes you feel stupid,
I feel so stupid that I got mad at that woman. - Bill Burr: Live at Red Rocks 00:05
I feel so stupid that I got mad at that woman.
And just listen to her troubles and had empathy - Bill Burr: Live at Red Rocks 00:16
And just listen to her troubles and had empathy
I don't mean a lesbian in her twenties, she's got her life ahead of her, - Bill Burr: Live at Red Rocks 00:06
I don't mean a lesbian in her twenties, she's got ...
I mean, a lesbian about 35, 36, - Bill Burr: Live at Red Rocks 00:09
I mean, a lesbian about 35, 36,
And then look across the bar, find a married guy about the same age. - Bill Burr: Live at Red Rocks 00:05
And then look across the bar, find a married guy about the s...
They're almost too happy. It's like, "Hey, how's it going?" - Bill Burr: Live at Red Rocks 00:12
They're almost too happy. It's like, "Hey, ho...
I'm not saying all gay guys are just blissfully happy, - Bill Burr: Live at Red Rocks 00:08
I'm not saying all gay guys are just blissfully happy,
Dude, they're some of the most positive people I've ever met in my life. - Bill Burr: Live at Red Rocks 00:05
Dude, they're some of the most positive people I'v...
They're just like, "Yes, yes, queen, yes!" - Bill Burr: Live at Red Rocks 00:11
They're just like, "Yes, yes, queen, yes!"
"It's all fuckin' bullshit." - Bill Burr: Live at Red Rocks 00:25
"It's all fuckin' bullshit."
So we can somehow attain the perceived happiness - Bill Burr: Live at Red Rocks 00:07
So we can somehow attain the perceived happiness
Yeah. So, if you believe in that shit, I'll give you some advice. - Bill Burr: Live at Red Rocks 00:05
Yeah. So, if you believe in that shit, I'll give you so...