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Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill

And you know, Jeff, I know, um,you can't stay all night because you have to get up earlyto...

And you know, Jeff, I know, um,
you can't stay all night because you have to get up early
to work security at a food court

Full Transcript

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And you know,
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Jeff, I know, um, you can't stay all night
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because you have to get up early to work security at a food court.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:35:29
Uploaded
Mar 28, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Bill Burr shares the stage with his favorite comedians.
You know, Dave and I, - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:06
You know, Dave and I,
My proctologist is Dave's ear, nose, and throat doctor. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:06
My proctologist is Dave's ear, nose, and throat doctor.
Dave's not just a good comedian, he's also a great impressionist. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:06
Dave's not just a good comedian, he's also a great...
Every night he does an impression of Amber Heard when he shits his bed. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:05
Every night he does an impression of Amber Heard when he shi...
Oh, dude, all right, that's it. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:05
Oh, dude, all right, that's it.
You're the kind of guy who buys a gerbil, but keeps the receipt, - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:07
You're the kind of guy who buys a gerbil, but keeps the...
Johnson & Johnson & Johnson & Johnson & Johnson & Johnson... - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:05
Johnson & Johnson & Johnson & Johnson & John...
I've been licking strangers' assholes at the airport all day, I feel great. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:06
I've been licking strangers' assholes at the airpo...
You know, it was me, Chaplin, and... - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:05
You know, it was me, Chaplin, and...
This crowd's so young, they don't even know what we're talking about here. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:06
This crowd's so young, they don't even know what w...
I got COVID. Any other COVID survivors? - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:06
I got COVID. Any other COVID survivors?
[audience cheers] - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:06
[audience cheers]
It was touch and go with Nickelback for a while, but I'm okay now. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:05
It was touch and go with Nickelback for a while, but I'...
And look at this crowd, dude, I know how you love to jump into the crowd. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:05
And look at this crowd, dude, I know how you love to jump in...
Who you here with, Ari? The rest of the yeshiva? - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:12
Who you here with, Ari? The rest of the yeshiva?
Jeff, we only got seven minutes before they take back the audio. Come on. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:06
Jeff, we only got seven minutes before they take back the au...
-It's a good crowd, Dave, very good crowd. -They're awesome. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:05
-It's a good crowd, Dave, very good crowd. -They'r...
I have an audition tomorrow for Alec Baldwin's new sitcom. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:05
I have an audition tomorrow for Alec Baldwin's new sitc...
Yeah, it's called "30 Glock." - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:10
Yeah, it's called "30 Glock."
Well, you saw that movie about my career, A Quiet Place? - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:07
Well, you saw that movie about my career, A Quiet Place?