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Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill

I know what you're thinking,"He still kinda looks like shit." I know, that's whyI'm...

[audience cheers] I know what you're thinking,
"He still kinda looks like shit." I know, that's why
I'm wearing a collared shirt, you got man-titties,
you gotta wear a collar

Full Transcript

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[audience cheers]
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I know what you're thinking, "He still kinda looks like shit."
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I know, that's why I'm wearing a collared shirt,
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you got man-titties, you gotta wear a collar.
Duration
14 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
00:50:26
Uploaded
Mar 28, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Bill Burr shares the stage with his favorite comedians.
That's why golfers wear 'em, it makes 'em almost look athletic. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:05
That's why golfers wear 'em, it makes 'em alm...
You can't wear a wifebeater, if you look like a wife beater. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:05
You can't wear a wifebeater, if you look like a wife be...
But the older ladies who have lost all their hopes and dreams, - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:09
But the older ladies who have lost all their hopes and dream...
Yeah, ladies, this body says "fun." - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:11
Yeah, ladies, this body says "fun."
Glad I lost the weight, though, 'cause now I can shop at Marshall's again. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:06
Glad I lost the weight, though, 'cause now I can shop a...
Yeah, Black guys look good in anything. Black guys look good bald. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:05
Yeah, Black guys look good in anything. Black guys look good...
A white guy has dreadlocks, you're like, "Fucking asshole." - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:13
A white guy has dreadlocks, you're like, "Fucking ...
You have to be really good at something, then they'll let you be white. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:05
You have to be really good at something, then they'll l...
OJ was white for a while, then he fucked it up. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:05
OJ was white for a while, then he fucked it up.
Will Smith is the whitest man alive. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:05
Will Smith is the whitest man alive.
He assaulted a Black dude and they gave him an award. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:06
He assaulted a Black dude and they gave him an award.
I love Tiger so much I used to listen to golf on the radio. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:06
I love Tiger so much I used to listen to golf on the radio.
She's beautiful, she's gorgeous, she's an 11." - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:12
She's beautiful, she's gorgeous, she's an 11....
But Tiger's got a billion dollars. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:05
But Tiger's got a billion dollars.
Like only someone who works in an Applebee's can. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:06
Like only someone who works in an Applebee's can.
[cheers and applause] - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:07
[cheers and applause]
This next comedian, oh man, she is unbelievable. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:05
This next comedian, oh man, she is unbelievable.
This is one of the few comics, there's a handful of 'em out there - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:12
This is one of the few comics, there's a handful of �...
Absolutely hilarious, please welcome Jessica Kirson, everybody. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:06
Absolutely hilarious, please welcome Jessica Kirson, everybo...
[cheers and applause] - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:08
[cheers and applause]