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Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill

Okay, I just need a young volunteer whocan keep a secret, come on up

[audience cheers] Okay, I just need a young volunteer who
can keep a secret, come on up

Full Transcript

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Okay, I just need a young volunteer who can keep a secret, come on up.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:23:50
Uploaded
Mar 28, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
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Movie Summary

Bill Burr shares the stage with his favorite comedians.
If a grown man beckons you forth, - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:11
If a grown man beckons you forth,
That is a young man that's thought to himself, - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:07
That is a young man that's thought to himself,
He was the coolest guy in the world. Coolest guy in the world, bar none. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:06
He was the coolest guy in the world. Coolest guy in the worl...
And really, the high point of that cool was the moonwalk at the Grammys. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:06
And really, the high point of that cool was the moonwalk at ...
Remember that? People lost their minds at how cool it was, - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:07
Remember that? People lost their minds at how cool it was,
I know I'm not nailing this, but that was the gist of it, right? - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:06
I know I'm not nailing this, but that was the gist of i...
Of course, we didn't realize at the time, it had been developed - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:08
Of course, we didn't realize at the time, it had been d...
But if I did fuck a kid, I think I know how I'd leave the room. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:05
But if I did fuck a kid, I think I know how I'd leave t...
Do you remember the incident in the '90s with Michael Jackson? - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:05
Do you remember the incident in the '90s with Michael J...
Where he was on tour in Germany? He had the whole top floor of a hotel? - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:06
Where he was on tour in Germany? He had the whole top floor ...
And he had the baby, and he held the baby over the balcony, and he shook the baby. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:08
And he had the baby, and he held the baby over the balcony, ...
[cheers and applause] - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:10
[cheers and applause]
That's why I got the vaccine, because they were testing it out in England first. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:06
That's why I got the vaccine, because they were testing...
And I'm like, "That's the whitest fucking place ever. That shit must work." Right? - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:06
And I'm like, "That's the whitest fucking pla...
If they tried it out initially in Haiti, I'd be like, "All right. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:06
If they tried it out initially in Haiti, I'd be like, &...
My people are up to their old tricks again." - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:10
My people are up to their old tricks again."
This next comedian, I actually just saw a clip of her on Instagram - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:08
This next comedian, I actually just saw a clip of her on Ins...
Please welcome Steph Tolev, everybody. Come on, Steph Tolev. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:05
Please welcome Steph Tolev, everybody. Come on, Steph Tolev.
[cheers and applause] - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:07
[cheers and applause]
This is nice, 'scuse me, gotta air out the puss, huh? - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:06
This is nice, 'scuse me, gotta air out the puss, huh?