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Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill

The other girl was like, "Oh my God, you should've called me or texted me,I'm your best...

[gibberish] The other girl was like, "Oh my God, you should've called me or texted me,
I'm your best friend, like..." [gibberish] [normal voice]
So I killed them, I fucking killed them

Full Transcript

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The other girl was like, "Oh my God,
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you should've called me or texted me, I'm your best friend, like..."
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[gibberish]
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[normal voice] So I killed them, I fucking killed them.
Duration
12 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
01:01:20
Uploaded
Mar 28, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Bill Burr shares the stage with his favorite comedians.
Because I don't think you realize this, these girls aren't going anywhere. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:05
Because I don't think you realize this, these girls are...
That's who's gonna be in our country, they're staying, they're gonna have jobs. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:06
That's who's gonna be in our country, they're...
This is gonna be so exciting, it's... [gibberish] Algebra! - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:06
This is gonna be so exciting, it's... [gibberish] Algeb...
It's gonna be amazing!" - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:06
It's gonna be amazing!"
You're gonna walk in and be like, "Hi, I'm just really anxious." - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:06
You're gonna walk in and be like, "Hi, I'm ju...
I met the cutest guy the other day, I swallowed his load, I was like... - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:05
I met the cutest guy the other day, I swallowed his load, I ...
I swallowed his load, and it's been really hard for me too." - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:06
I swallowed his load, and it's been really hard for me ...
[high-pitched] "Oh my God, fuck me harder, that feels so amazing, - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:08
[high-pitched] "Oh my God, fuck me harder, that feels s...
Oh my God, I'm gonna kill all your ex-girlfriends, you better call me. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:05
Oh my God, I'm gonna kill all your ex-girlfriends, you ...
[deep voice] You better call me!" - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:24
[deep voice] You better call me!"
Thank you, I love you. Thank you so much. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:05
Thank you, I love you. Thank you so much.
[cheers and applause] - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:09
[cheers and applause]
All right, we got a band back here, everybody, say hello to the band. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:05
All right, we got a band back here, everybody, say hello to ...
[audience cheers] - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:07
[audience cheers]
They still have that musical thing they wanna get involved in, - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:07
They still have that musical thing they wanna get involved i...
The man that created it, I will be introducing right now, - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:09
The man that created it, I will be introducing right now,
Please welcome Josh Adam Meyers! - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:05
Please welcome Josh Adam Meyers!
I need each and every one of you guys to stand up right now. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:05
I need each and every one of you guys to stand up right now.
♪ None of you know who the fuck I am ♪ - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:24
♪ None of you know who the fuck I am ♪
♪ Hey Haw ♪ - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:13
♪ Hey Haw ♪