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Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill

I got upset at first, but then I did the math.I understand why you didn't wear 'em

I got upset at first, but then I did the math.
I understand why you didn't wear 'em

Full Transcript

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I got upset at first,
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but then I did the math. I understand why you didn't wear 'em.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:02:13
Uploaded
Mar 28, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Bill Burr shares the stage with his favorite comedians.
You went to college. You bought the dream. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:05
You went to college. You bought the dream.
Get COVID and breathe on somebody older - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:06
Get COVID and breathe on somebody older
Power is not given away. It has to be taken. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:05
Power is not given away. It has to be taken.
And people have to die, - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:05
And people have to die,
Was the amount of shit that doctors got - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:09
Was the amount of shit that doctors got
"According to my Internet research, - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:12
"According to my Internet research,
Like, my favorite heckle doctors got from people was, like, - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:08
Like, my favorite heckle doctors got from people was, like,
Fucking polio?" - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:11
Fucking polio?"
We should be carrying these people around on our shoulders. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:06
We should be carrying these people around on our shoulders.
And be like, "That's not a birthmark, is it?" - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:13
And be like, "That's not a birthmark, is it?"
They say that, "What was the last thing they cured?" How about AIDS? - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:06
They say that, "What was the last thing they cured?&quo...
You can go out and bang somebody, no condom, they don't even get it! - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:05
You can go out and bang somebody, no condom, they don't...
Don't listen to me, but I think that's what I overheard in a bar. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:05
Don't listen to me, but I think that's what I over...
"What's the last thing they cured?" - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:07
"What's the last thing they cured?"
First of all, there was only one color, it was like Band-Aid color. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:07
First of all, there was only one color, it was like Band-Aid...
You're fucking walking down the street and everybody... "He's got a fake leg! - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:06
You're fucking walking down the street and everybody......
What do you think happened?" Motorcycle accident, fell down a flight of stairs, - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:08
What do you think happened?" Motorcycle accident, fell ...
Now, if you have fake legs, - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:15
Now, if you have fake legs,
All right, your calves, and your feet flopping around, are no match for a couple - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:08
All right, your calves, and your feet flopping around, are n...
You get 'em by some train tracks that go downhill, - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:06
You get 'em by some train tracks that go downhill,