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Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill

I'm not-- I'm just saying youshould never be allowed to make robots, because if robots get...

I'm not-- I'm just saying you
should never be allowed to make robots, because if robots get out of hand and start taking over everything
and being real evil, white women will be like,
"Well, I don't know, I just love 'em." "I mean, not my robot."

Full Transcript

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I'm not--
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I'm just saying you should never be allowed to make robots,
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because if robots get out of hand
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and start taking over everything and being real evil,
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white women will be like, "Well, I don't know, I just love 'em."
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"I mean, not my robot."
Duration
19 seconds
Views
35
Timestamp in Movie
00:13:04
Uploaded
Mar 28, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Bill Burr shares the stage with his favorite comedians.
You know, like, uh, two summers ago, - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:07
You know, like, uh, two summers ago,
Waiting till two summers ago to realize Black lives matter - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:09
Waiting till two summers ago to realize Black lives matter
We protested. We made signs. We really tried. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:07
We protested. We made signs. We really tried.
But then something terrible happened to a lot of white women. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:05
But then something terrible happened to a lot of white women...
Some of us realized that we've actually been racist this whole time. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:06
Some of us realized that we've actually been racist thi...
But after that, we were like, "Well, from now on, - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:11
But after that, we were like, "Well, from now on,
But most importantly, from now on, - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:12
But most importantly, from now on,
You can't change the past. All you can do is better moving forward. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:07
You can't change the past. All you can do is better mov...
[cheers and applause] - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:06
[cheers and applause]
That's almost exactly the same thing men said about #MeToo, - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:08
That's almost exactly the same thing men said about #Me...
Men were like, "Us? The whole time?" - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:15
Men were like, "Us? The whole time?"
But most importantly, from now on, we're gonna do better. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:05
But most importantly, from now on, we're gonna do bette...
We wanna do better." - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:07
We wanna do better."
It doesn't matter what you did, you could've raped somebody - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:07
It doesn't matter what you did, you could've raped...
And you have to die!" - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:08
And you have to die!"
We needed to have a conversation about these things, and you weren't even allowed - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:06
We needed to have a conversation about these things, and you...
And I know men had questions, because I had questions. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:05
And I know men had questions, because I had questions.
Like I'd hear some women say something that was a #MeToo, and I'd be like, - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:10
Like I'd hear some women say something that was a #MeTo...
Some women would be like, "Men shouldn't use their power to have sex." - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:13
Some women would be like, "Men shouldn't use their...
It made me uncomfortable. That's harassment." - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:12
It made me uncomfortable. That's harassment."