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Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill

Jesus." Let's get even darker with this,because some of you look uptight, like I feel like...

Jesus." Let's get even darker with this,
because some of you look uptight, like I feel like your assholes
are like this right now

Full Transcript

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Jesus."
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Let's get even darker with this, because some of you look uptight,
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like I feel like your assholes are like this right now.
Duration
11 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:57:49
Uploaded
Mar 28, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Bill Burr shares the stage with his favorite comedians.
Religious people, some of them say that gay people try to make their kids gay. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:07
Religious people, some of them say that gay people try to ma...
That we, you know, we want them to be gay. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:05
That we, you know, we want them to be gay.
And I hate to admit that, at this show right now with this taping, - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:07
And I hate to admit that, at this show right now with this t...
That is the only reason I agreed to have children, was to create four big dykes. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:07
That is the only reason I agreed to have children, was to cr...
I don't care if my kids are kind, I don't care if they're loving, - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:13
I don't care if my kids are kind, I don't care if ...
So we are doing everything we can to make that happen. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:05
So we are doing everything we can to make that happen.
And by the way, I shouldn't be telling you this, but we're out to get your kids too. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:06
And by the way, I shouldn't be telling you this, but we...
This goes out to all the straight people - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:19
This goes out to all the straight people
So we have been doing everything we can - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:06
So we have been doing everything we can
To make our children dykes - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:04
To make our children dykes
All four of my daughters have crewcuts, they have military haircuts. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:07
All four of my daughters have crewcuts, they have military h...
We've been blasting the Indigo Girls and Melissa Etheridge into their ears, - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:10
We've been blasting the Indigo Girls and Melissa Etheri...
They march everywhere with feminist signs, - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:17
They march everywhere with feminist signs,
You work so hard, you know, everything's gonna be okay. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:06
You work so hard, you know, everything's gonna be okay.
You're almost done, it's all gonna be okay. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:06
You're almost done, it's all gonna be okay.
And soon you'll be in your hotel room and you can secretly eat. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:05
And soon you'll be in your hotel room and you can secre...
You know, today you ate a bag of Tostitos - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:07
You know, today you ate a bag of Tostitos
And the guy in the second row is not your father. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:05
And the guy in the second row is not your father.
Okay, some of you-- yeah. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:06
Okay, some of you-- yeah.
It's all gonna be okay, it's all-- I love you so much, you just got that. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:07
It's all gonna be okay, it's all-- I love you so m...