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Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill

Neither is anything I'm doing right now.Does this help, if I take a knee?

Neither is anything I'm doing right now.
Does this help, if I take a knee?

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Neither is anything I'm doing right now. Does this help, if I take a knee?
Duration
6 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
00:27:44
Uploaded
Mar 28, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
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Movie Summary

Bill Burr shares the stage with his favorite comedians.
I'll make sure you finish, don't worry. [laughs evilly] - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:08
I'll make sure you finish, don't worry. [laughs ev...
I keep ending up down there, I'm like, - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:08
I keep ending up down there, I'm like,
Oh, I'm not a rude person, I swear to God. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:05
Oh, I'm not a rude person, I swear to God.
Four people, the rest of you are in love. Go suck my ass. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:05
Four people, the rest of you are in love. Go suck my ass.
I'm a boiled ham in Los Angeles on Tinder. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:05
I'm a boiled ham in Los Angeles on Tinder.
Don't-- Relax, I'm a hot piece in Grand Rapids, Michigan. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:05
Don't-- Relax, I'm a hot piece in Grand Rapids, Mi...
Yeah, get my tits sucked right off - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:06
Yeah, get my tits sucked right off
I will say though, I did clean up on Tinder in LA during the pandemic because, - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:10
I will say though, I did clean up on Tinder in LA during the...
And all the pretty blond girls didn't swipe right, did they? - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:05
And all the pretty blond girls didn't swipe right, did ...
Guess who did? [laughs] - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:11
Guess who did? [laughs]
Yeah, thank you, it felt good to be on top for once, it really did. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:05
Yeah, thank you, it felt good to be on top for once, it real...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:05
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
One cried. Paul. Yeah, he was very upset. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:05
One cried. Paul. Yeah, he was very upset.
He's like, "Can we please turn lights off?" I'm like, "We're keeping them on." - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:09
He's like, "Can we please turn lights off?" I...
I'm like, "You can't get COVID if you're in a field." - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:09
I'm like, "You can't get COVID if you're...
Yeah, but is it chlamydia if all of the STD clinics are closed? - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:07
Yeah, but is it chlamydia if all of the STD clinics are clos...
Yeah, it was chlamydia, yeah, for sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:05
Yeah, it was chlamydia, yeah, for sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah, ye...
You're like, "This is very strange, please don't." - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:07
You're like, "This is very strange, please don...
[audience cheering] - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:07
[audience cheering]
You get older, you get bigger, things get slippy, things get sloppy. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:06
You get older, you get bigger, things get slippy, things get...