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One cried. Paul. Yeah, he was very upset
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Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill

One cried. Paul.Yeah, he was very upset

One cried. Paul.
Yeah, he was very upset

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One cried. Paul. Yeah, he was very upset.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
00:29:46
Uploaded
Mar 28, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
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Movie Summary

Bill Burr shares the stage with his favorite comedians.
He's like, "Can we please turn lights off?" I'm like, "We're keeping them on." - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:09
He's like, "Can we please turn lights off?" I...
I'm like, "You can't get COVID if you're in a field." - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:09
I'm like, "You can't get COVID if you're...
Yeah, but is it chlamydia if all of the STD clinics are closed? - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:07
Yeah, but is it chlamydia if all of the STD clinics are clos...
Yeah, it was chlamydia, yeah, for sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:05
Yeah, it was chlamydia, yeah, for sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah, ye...
You're like, "This is very strange, please don't." - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:07
You're like, "This is very strange, please don...
[audience cheering] - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:07
[audience cheering]
You get older, you get bigger, things get slippy, things get sloppy. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:06
You get older, you get bigger, things get slippy, things get...
On all fours, sun beaming directly into your asshole. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:06
On all fours, sun beaming directly into your asshole.
Oh, you all have pristine anuses in this room? - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:05
Oh, you all have pristine anuses in this room?
Couple loosies peeking out to say, "Hello! Miss me?" - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:14
Couple loosies peeking out to say, "Hello! Miss me?&quo...
Oh, only one other woman has a fat labia? Yeah, right. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:05
Oh, only one other woman has a fat labia? Yeah, right.
I'm holding onto his ankles, his feet are so dirty for some reason. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:06
I'm holding onto his ankles, his feet are so dirty for ...
Covered with hair and crumbs, I'm like, "Where were you before this, man? - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:06
Covered with hair and crumbs, I'm like, "Where wer...
"Walking around a play place? Turn on a sock, what are you doing?" - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:09
"Walking around a play place? Turn on a sock, what are ...
I'm like, "I don't think they're supposed to be stretched out like this, why is it? - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:05
I'm like, "I don't think they're...
You need to seek medical attention immediately after this." - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:10
You need to seek medical attention immediately after this.&q...
Every man in this room thinks that women smell down there. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:06
Every man in this room thinks that women smell down there.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but, your cock fucking reeks. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:06
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but, your cock fucking ...
Let's see who we got here, guy in the front row. You've got a stinker. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:05
Let's see who we got here, guy in the front row. You�...
You've got an old, tiny, middle of a book stink, huh? - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:07
You've got an old, tiny, middle of a book stink, huh?