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Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill

So we have been doing everything we can to make our children dykes

So we have been doing everything we can to make our children dykes

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So we have been doing everything we can
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to make our children dykes.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:59:06
Uploaded
Mar 28, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Bill Burr shares the stage with his favorite comedians.
To make our children dykes - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:04
To make our children dykes
All four of my daughters have crewcuts, they have military haircuts. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:07
All four of my daughters have crewcuts, they have military h...
We've been blasting the Indigo Girls and Melissa Etheridge into their ears, - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:10
We've been blasting the Indigo Girls and Melissa Etheri...
They march everywhere with feminist signs, - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:17
They march everywhere with feminist signs,
You work so hard, you know, everything's gonna be okay. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:06
You work so hard, you know, everything's gonna be okay.
You're almost done, it's all gonna be okay. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:06
You're almost done, it's all gonna be okay.
And soon you'll be in your hotel room and you can secretly eat. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:05
And soon you'll be in your hotel room and you can secre...
You know, today you ate a bag of Tostitos - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:07
You know, today you ate a bag of Tostitos
And the guy in the second row is not your father. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:05
And the guy in the second row is not your father.
Okay, some of you-- yeah. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:06
Okay, some of you-- yeah.
It's all gonna be okay, it's all-- I love you so much, you just got that. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:07
It's all gonna be okay, it's all-- I love you so m...
Because it was very creative what I just did, - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:10
Because it was very creative what I just did,
They don't understand that I just completely turned around - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:08
They don't understand that I just completely turned aro...
Which I am, I'm heavily medicated and I haven't felt my vagina in three years. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:07
Which I am, I'm heavily medicated and I haven't fe...
Okay, what the fuck did I just say? - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:06
Okay, what the fuck did I just say?
This is the thing, I have very bad anxiety, and loud voices make me crazy, - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:26
This is the thing, I have very bad anxiety, and loud voices ...
Nobody commented, nobody did anything. I couldn't believe it - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:10
Nobody commented, nobody did anything. I couldn't belie...
I don't care about the war... [gibberish] I put the same video on TikTok... - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:05
I don't care about the war... [gibberish] I put the sam...
[gibberish] - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:12
[gibberish]
Because I don't think you realize this, these girls aren't going anywhere. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:05
Because I don't think you realize this, these girls are...