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Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill

Try-to-hide-and-seek was great, I would say to my friend Jodi,"I can see you behind the...

Try-to-hide-and-seek was great, I would say to my friend Jodi,
"I can see you behind the barn, you fat fuck

Full Transcript

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Try-to-hide-and-seek was great,
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I would say to my friend Jodi, "I can see you
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behind the barn, you fat fuck.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:57:08
Uploaded
Mar 28, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Bill Burr shares the stage with his favorite comedians.
I have four daughters from two baby mamas. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:05
I have four daughters from two baby mamas.
I'm like a fucking rapper, I call myself "Lil Jew." - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:11
I'm like a fucking rapper, I call myself "Lil Jew....
Were they planned?" I think it's the dumbest question - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:11
Were they planned?" I think it's the dumbest quest...
I'm like, "No, I wasn't wearing protection, - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:11
I'm like, "No, I wasn't wearing protection,
Jesus." - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:11
Jesus."
Religious people, some of them say that gay people try to make their kids gay. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:07
Religious people, some of them say that gay people try to ma...
That we, you know, we want them to be gay. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:05
That we, you know, we want them to be gay.
And I hate to admit that, at this show right now with this taping, - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:07
And I hate to admit that, at this show right now with this t...
That is the only reason I agreed to have children, was to create four big dykes. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:07
That is the only reason I agreed to have children, was to cr...
I don't care if my kids are kind, I don't care if they're loving, - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:13
I don't care if my kids are kind, I don't care if ...
So we are doing everything we can to make that happen. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:05
So we are doing everything we can to make that happen.
And by the way, I shouldn't be telling you this, but we're out to get your kids too. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:06
And by the way, I shouldn't be telling you this, but we...
This goes out to all the straight people - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:19
This goes out to all the straight people
So we have been doing everything we can - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:06
So we have been doing everything we can
To make our children dykes - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:04
To make our children dykes
All four of my daughters have crewcuts, they have military haircuts. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:07
All four of my daughters have crewcuts, they have military h...
We've been blasting the Indigo Girls and Melissa Etheridge into their ears, - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:10
We've been blasting the Indigo Girls and Melissa Etheri...
They march everywhere with feminist signs, - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:17
They march everywhere with feminist signs,
You work so hard, you know, everything's gonna be okay. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:06
You work so hard, you know, everything's gonna be okay.
You're almost done, it's all gonna be okay. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:06
You're almost done, it's all gonna be okay.