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Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill

"What's the last thing they cured?" Do you know what fake legs looked likewhen I was a...

"What's the last thing they cured?" Do you know what fake legs looked like
when I was a kid?

Full Transcript

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"What's the last thing they cured?"
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Do you know what fake legs looked like when I was a kid?
Duration
7 seconds
Views
37
Timestamp in Movie
00:04:34
Uploaded
Mar 28, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Bill Burr shares the stage with his favorite comedians.
First of all, there was only one color, it was like Band-Aid color. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:07
First of all, there was only one color, it was like Band-Aid...
You're fucking walking down the street and everybody... "He's got a fake leg! - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:06
You're fucking walking down the street and everybody......
What do you think happened?" Motorcycle accident, fell down a flight of stairs, - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:08
What do you think happened?" Motorcycle accident, fell ...
Now, if you have fake legs, - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:15
Now, if you have fake legs,
All right, your calves, and your feet flopping around, are no match for a couple - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:08
All right, your calves, and your feet flopping around, are n...
You get 'em by some train tracks that go downhill, - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:06
You get 'em by some train tracks that go downhill,
All right, this is a weird thing to say in LA, but I'm really into guns. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:08
All right, this is a weird thing to say in LA, but I'm ...
I don't own a gun, I didn't grow up with them, so, I know that I'm an idiot, - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:10
I don't own a gun, I didn't grow up with them, so,...
Liberals gotta quit trying to take away conservative people's guns, - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:07
Liberals gotta quit trying to take away conservative people&...
Because when you try to take away their guns, - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:09
Because when you try to take away their guns,
And they're gonna sit there like, "No, he's a bright guy. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:05
And they're gonna sit there like, "No, he's a...
He was a good guy with a gun." - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:08
He was a good guy with a gun."
It's like, "Well, he loved his town. He loved it." - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:13
It's like, "Well, he loved his town. He loved it.&...
Boy, oh boy, do I love this sidewalk. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:05
Boy, oh boy, do I love this sidewalk.
I'll tell ya, that guy went there to feel threatened. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:06
I'll tell ya, that guy went there to feel threatened.
And he felt threatened and he fucking killed two people. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:05
And he felt threatened and he fucking killed two people.
Turns out the two people he killed were a convicted child molester, - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:08
Turns out the two people he killed were a convicted child mo...
So as dumb as this kid is, he somehow went two for two. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:06
So as dumb as this kid is, he somehow went two for two.
It's like when they bring some fat guy out of the crowd, halftime at an NBA game, - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:22
It's like when they bring some fat guy out of the crowd...
Skateboarder, go fuck yourself!" - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:10
Skateboarder, go fuck yourself!"