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Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill

When I'm about to fall asleep,at my most relaxed, when I'm about to fall asleep, my...

When I'm about to fall asleep,
at my most relaxed, when I'm about to fall asleep, my body
jerks awake, like, "Never rest, bitch!"

Full Transcript

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When I'm about to fall asleep, at my most relaxed,
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when I'm about to fall asleep, my body jerks awake, like, "Never rest, bitch!"
Duration
10 seconds
Views
32
Timestamp in Movie
00:17:38
Uploaded
Mar 28, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Bill Burr shares the stage with his favorite comedians.
We say everything makes us uncomfortable-- men, women-- - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:08
We say everything makes us uncomfortable-- men, women--
We say women of color, all the time, we tell them they make us uncomfortable. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:06
We say women of color, all the time, we tell them they make ...
Like, a couple of years ago, at the Super Bowl, - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:07
Like, a couple of years ago, at the Super Bowl,
A couple years before that at the Super Bowl, - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:06
A couple years before that at the Super Bowl,
A couple years before that at the Super Bowl, - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:07
A couple years before that at the Super Bowl,
I think a lot of white women only see women of color at the Super Bowl. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:06
I think a lot of white women only see women of color at the ...
They're like, "This show is different than Friends." - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:13
They're like, "This show is different than Friends...
We say, "How dare those women move their hips like that in front of my children - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:11
We say, "How dare those women move their hips like that...
I think you meant "jealous." - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:15
I think you meant "jealous."
It looks like Pinocchio trying to walk as a real boy for the first time. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:06
It looks like Pinocchio trying to walk as a real boy for the...
"Am I doing it?" - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:08
"Am I doing it?"
[cheers and applause] - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:05
[cheers and applause]
All right, this next guy comes all the way from London, England, - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:14
All right, this next guy comes all the way from London, Engl...
What I'm saying onstage tonight is barely acceptable now. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:06
What I'm saying onstage tonight is barely acceptable no...
You're gonna be able to tell your grandchildren about seeing this show. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:05
You're gonna be able to tell your grandchildren about s...
You'll say, "I saw a man, and he stood on stage, - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:08
You'll say, "I saw a man, and he stood on stage,
And people would laugh." - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:24
And people would laugh."
I say you can joke about anything, but not with anyone. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:06
I say you can joke about anything, but not with anyone.
I think with you good people this evening, I should be fine, right? - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:05
I think with you good people this evening, I should be fine,...
Having sex is like riding a bike… my uncle taught me when I was a kid. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:07
Having sex is like riding a bike… my uncle taught me when I ...