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Will Smith is the whitest man alive
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Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill

Will Smith is the whitest man alive

Will Smith is the whitest man alive

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Will Smith is the whitest man alive.
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5 seconds
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23
Timestamp in Movie
00:53:03
Uploaded
Mar 28, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
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Bill Burr shares the stage with his favorite comedians.
He assaulted a Black dude and they gave him an award. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:06
He assaulted a Black dude and they gave him an award.
I love Tiger so much I used to listen to golf on the radio. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:06
I love Tiger so much I used to listen to golf on the radio.
She's beautiful, she's gorgeous, she's an 11." - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:12
She's beautiful, she's gorgeous, she's an 11....
But Tiger's got a billion dollars. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:05
But Tiger's got a billion dollars.
Like only someone who works in an Applebee's can. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:06
Like only someone who works in an Applebee's can.
[cheers and applause] - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:07
[cheers and applause]
This next comedian, oh man, she is unbelievable. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:05
This next comedian, oh man, she is unbelievable.
This is one of the few comics, there's a handful of 'em out there - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:12
This is one of the few comics, there's a handful of �...
Absolutely hilarious, please welcome Jessica Kirson, everybody. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:06
Absolutely hilarious, please welcome Jessica Kirson, everybo...
[cheers and applause] - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:08
[cheers and applause]
Although I, you know, I am a miserable person. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:05
Although I, you know, I am a miserable person.
Basically, during COVID, I stopped chewing food. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:05
Basically, during COVID, I stopped chewing food.
I just started fucking my face with it, - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:11
I just started fucking my face with it,
I became a cutter on the inside, just... [loud gag] - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:08
I became a cutter on the inside, just... [loud gag]
If you Google me, Zillow will come up, I was a fucking house. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:05
If you Google me, Zillow will come up, I was a fucking house...
So, I was like, "I need to do something." So I joined Weight Watchers, - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:10
So, I was like, "I need to do something." So I joi...
I lie on my own app, and I'm the only one that sees it. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:06
I lie on my own app, and I'm the only one that sees it.
The other day, I had a pint of ice cream, and I wrote down "one baby carrot." - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:11
The other day, I had a pint of ice cream, and I wrote down &...
It was amazing, like, fat camp was the best time of my life. - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:06
It was amazing, like, fat camp was the best time of my life.
Every summer I was like, "I want to go to fat camp!" - Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill 00:20
Every summer I was like, "I want to go to fat camp!&quo...