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Bill Burr: Walk Your Way Out

"You don't have any healthy options." It's like, "Dude, this is McDonald's!

"You don't have any healthy options." It's like, "Dude, this is McDonald's!

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"You don't have any healthy options."
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It's like, "Dude, this is McDonald's!
Duration
5 seconds
Views
41
Timestamp in Movie
00:14:22
Uploaded
Jul 13, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Comedy Dynamics

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Movie Summary

Comedian Bill Burr takes the stage in Nashville and riffs on such topics as overpopulation, fast food, dictators and gorilla sign language.
Who the fuck comes here to get in shape?" - Bill Burr: Walk Your Way Out 00:07
Who the fuck comes here to get in shape?"
And then I'm gonna go, "I'm going to the gym tomorrow." - Bill Burr: Walk Your Way Out 00:07
And then I'm gonna go, "I'm going to the gym ...
I woke up the demon, - Bill Burr: Walk Your Way Out 00:05
I woke up the demon,
And no matter how much I want to go to the gym, this other voice is going, - Bill Burr: Walk Your Way Out 00:09
And no matter how much I want to go to the gym, this other v...
"We're going to McDonald's." - Bill Burr: Walk Your Way Out 00:09
"We're going to McDonald's."
But somehow out-of-shape people somehow made them... - Bill Burr: Walk Your Way Out 00:04
But somehow out-of-shape people somehow made them...
What about Ben & Jerry's? How come they don't have to put kale in their ice cream? - Bill Burr: Walk Your Way Out 00:04
What about Ben & Jerry's? How come they don't ...
They're, like, making ice cream." - Bill Burr: Walk Your Way Out 00:06
They're, like, making ice cream."
And don't give me that horseshit that eating healthy is expensive. - Bill Burr: Walk Your Way Out 00:04
And don't give me that horseshit that eating healthy is...
It isn't. Go to a fucking supermarket. They're throwing the vegetables at you. - Bill Burr: Walk Your Way Out 00:05
It isn't. Go to a fucking supermarket. They're thr...
Whatever the fuck you want! Get it out of here... before it goes bad!" - Bill Burr: Walk Your Way Out 00:10
Whatever the fuck you want! Get it out of here... before it ...
"McDonald's is the reason why I'm out of shape." - Bill Burr: Walk Your Way Out 00:16
"McDonald's is the reason why I'm out of shap...
It's your job to not do it, - Bill Burr: Walk Your Way Out 00:05
It's your job to not do it,
You're in your car, your kids won't shut the hell up, - Bill Burr: Walk Your Way Out 00:05
You're in your car, your kids won't shut the hell ...
You go to the drive-through, you get a couple of poison burgers, - Bill Burr: Walk Your Way Out 00:06
You go to the drive-through, you get a couple of poison burg...
And you're up front, you're bigger. You can handle a bigger dose of poison. - Bill Burr: Walk Your Way Out 00:04
And you're up front, you're bigger. You can handle...
Pop in your Def Leppard cassette and you have a little moment for yourself. - Bill Burr: Walk Your Way Out 00:04
Pop in your Def Leppard cassette and you have a little momen...
How many times have you driven out to a bar going, - Bill Burr: Walk Your Way Out 00:07
How many times have you driven out to a bar going,
You know, but you're responsible. You're drunk but you're responsible. - Bill Burr: Walk Your Way Out 00:04
You know, but you're responsible. You're drunk but...
Goddamn it, I'm driving it home." - Bill Burr: Walk Your Way Out 00:04
Goddamn it, I'm driving it home."