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BECAUSE HE IS GIVEN AN ORDER BY
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Bill Maher: #Adulting

BECAUSE HE IS GIVEN AN ORDER BY GOD, GOD SAYS, I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL EVERYTHING IN...

BECAUSE HE IS GIVEN AN ORDER BY GOD, GOD SAYS, I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL EVERYTHING IN THIS PLANET

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BECAUSE HE IS GIVEN AN ORDER BY
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GOD, GOD SAYS, I'M GOING TO
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FUCKING KILL EVERYTHING IN THIS
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PLANET.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:25:24
Uploaded
May 02, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Bill Maher Productions,Irwin Entertainment

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Filmed at Miami's Fillmore Theater, Bill Maher's twelfth HBO stand-up special sees the acclaimed comedian, host, and satirist take the stage for a hilarious and scathing hour of his signature commentary on the latest hot-button is...
[LAUGHTER] I'M GOING TO DROWN EVERY LAST - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:04
[LAUGHTER] I'M GOING TO DROWN EVERY LAST
AND NOAH DOES NOT SAY, THAT'S A - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:06
AND NOAH DOES NOT SAY, THAT'S A
I AM ON MY WAY TO HOME DEPOT - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:05
I AM ON MY WAY TO HOME DEPOT
[LAUGHTER] - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:05
[LAUGHTER]
IT'S IN THE BIBLE. - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:04
IT'S IN THE BIBLE.
THE MOST FUCKED UP PART IS AFTER - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:11
THE MOST FUCKED UP PART IS AFTER
[LAUGHTER] - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:10
[LAUGHTER]
BUT HE FEELS LIKE SHIT WHEN HE - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:04
BUT HE FEELS LIKE SHIT WHEN HE
THIS IS SO INTERESTING, AND WE - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:10
THIS IS SO INTERESTING, AND WE
GOD CREATED THE RAINBOW AS A - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:08
GOD CREATED THE RAINBOW AS A
THAT WAS SUCH A DICK MOVE. - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:05
THAT WAS SUCH A DICK MOVE.
I'M A NICE GOD. AND THEN I TURN INTO THIS - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:05
I'M A NICE GOD. AND THEN I TURN INTO THIS
IT MAKES ME FEEL BETTER, ENJOY, - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:09
IT MAKES ME FEEL BETTER, ENJOY,
WE KID RELIGION IN A GOOD - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:04
WE KID RELIGION IN A GOOD
YOU KNOW WHAT THE SCARY THING - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:10
YOU KNOW WHAT THE SCARY THING
[LAUGHTER] - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:06
[LAUGHTER]
EVERYONE IS WELCOME, INCLUDING - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:07
EVERYONE IS WELCOME, INCLUDING
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:05
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
AND I'LL TELL YOU WHO DID NOT - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:09
AND I'LL TELL YOU WHO DID NOT
[LAUGHTER] - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:21
[LAUGHTER]