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Bill Maher: #Adulting

BECAUSE REALLY, IF I WAS 30 AND I WALKED IN HERE LIKE THIS, YOU'D BE LIKE, OH MY GOD,...

BECAUSE REALLY, IF I WAS 30 AND I WALKED IN HERE LIKE THIS, YOU'D BE LIKE, OH MY GOD, WERE
YOU IN A FIRE?

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BECAUSE REALLY, IF I WAS 30 AND
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I WALKED IN HERE LIKE THIS,
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YOU'D BE LIKE, OH MY GOD, WERE YOU IN A FIRE?
Duration
5 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
01:01:47
Uploaded
May 02, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Bill Maher Productions,Irwin Entertainment

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Filmed at Miami's Fillmore Theater, Bill Maher's twelfth HBO stand-up special sees the acclaimed comedian, host, and satirist take the stage for a hilarious and scathing hour of his signature commentary on the latest hot-button is...
WHEN YOU'RE 66, YOU'RE DYING IN - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:04
WHEN YOU'RE 66, YOU'RE DYING IN
I'M LIKE, FUCK CORONA, DO - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:07
I'M LIKE, FUCK CORONA, DO
BUT, YOU KNOW, I MEAN, I THINK - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:13
BUT, YOU KNOW, I MEAN, I THINK
YOU JUST CAN'T KEEP DOING IT AT - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:04
YOU JUST CAN'T KEEP DOING IT AT
[LAUGHTER] - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:12
[LAUGHTER]
I USED TO DRINK IRISHLY, SHALL - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:05
I USED TO DRINK IRISHLY, SHALL
[LAUGHTER] - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:07
[LAUGHTER]
I'VE ACTUALLY HAD... I HAD TWO - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:04
I'VE ACTUALLY HAD... I HAD TWO
I HAVE SEEDS IN MY URINE, I... - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:06
I HAVE SEEDS IN MY URINE, I...
ONE, OH, THIS WAS ABOUT, I DON'T - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:05
ONE, OH, THIS WAS ABOUT, I DON'T
I WAS HERE, WELL, NOT EXACTLY - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:04
I WAS HERE, WELL, NOT EXACTLY
I MEAN, I SAVED MY HIGH FOR YOU. - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:05
I MEAN, I SAVED MY HIGH FOR YOU.
[LAUGHTER] - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:05
[LAUGHTER]
THAT FIRST HALF HOUR OF THAT - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:05
THAT FIRST HALF HOUR OF THAT
I KNEW I WAS IN TROUBLE AT ONE - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:08
I KNEW I WAS IN TROUBLE AT ONE
[LAUGHTER] - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:05
[LAUGHTER]
DOESN'T SOUND RIGHT. - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:07
DOESN'T SOUND RIGHT.
[LAUGHTER] - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:07
[LAUGHTER]
SO YOU DIDN'T KNOW HOW MUCH POT - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:06
SO YOU DIDN'T KNOW HOW MUCH POT
IT WAS SOME NUT FROM BRAZIL, AND - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:05
IT WAS SOME NUT FROM BRAZIL, AND