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BEFORE YOU GO, MY KIDS BIRTH
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Bill Maher: #Adulting

BEFORE YOU GO, MY KIDS BIRTH DATES ARE UNDER MY BALL SACK

BEFORE YOU GO, MY KIDS BIRTH DATES ARE UNDER MY BALL SACK

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BEFORE YOU GO, MY KIDS BIRTH
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DATES ARE UNDER MY BALL SACK.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
33
Timestamp in Movie
00:22:38
Uploaded
May 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Bill Maher Productions,Irwin Entertainment

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Filmed at Miami's Fillmore Theater, Bill Maher's twelfth HBO stand-up special sees the acclaimed comedian, host, and satirist take the stage for a hilarious and scathing hour of his signature commentary on the latest hot-button is...
I NEVER UNDERSTOOD THAT WHOLE, - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:07
I NEVER UNDERSTOOD THAT WHOLE,
OF COURSE, THE NUMBER ONE THING - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:04
OF COURSE, THE NUMBER ONE THING
WE WEAR THESE FUZZY HATS - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:07
WE WEAR THESE FUZZY HATS
YOU KNOW, THERE'S A CHRISTIAN - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:05
YOU KNOW, THERE'S A CHRISTIAN
YOU KNOW, THESE PEOPLE THEY - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:10
YOU KNOW, THESE PEOPLE THEY
HE'S DIGGING INTO YOU. - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:05
HE'S DIGGING INTO YOU.
EAT BEANS. - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:07
EAT BEANS.
[LAUGHTER] - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:09
[LAUGHTER]
AND IT'S BETTER THAN THE HAT OR - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:09
AND IT'S BETTER THAN THE HAT OR
YOU KNOW, YOU JUST YOU DON'T - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:08
YOU KNOW, YOU JUST YOU DON'T
THANK YOU, ASS. - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:06
THANK YOU, ASS.
[LAUGHTER] - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:06
[LAUGHTER]
BUT NO, I HAVE MADE RELIGION A - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:08
BUT NO, I HAVE MADE RELIGION A
[LAUGHTER] - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:27
[LAUGHTER]
THE STUPIDER IT IS, THE BETTER, - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:07
THE STUPIDER IT IS, THE BETTER,
THAT'S WHY AMERICANS, YOU KNOW - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:08
THAT'S WHY AMERICANS, YOU KNOW
AMERICANS LOVE THEM SOME NOAH - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:07
AMERICANS LOVE THEM SOME NOAH
BECAUSE HE IS GIVEN AN ORDER BY - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:10
BECAUSE HE IS GIVEN AN ORDER BY
[LAUGHTER] I'M GOING TO DROWN EVERY LAST - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:04
[LAUGHTER] I'M GOING TO DROWN EVERY LAST
AND NOAH DOES NOT SAY, THAT'S A - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:06
AND NOAH DOES NOT SAY, THAT'S A