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COULD YOU... SORRY TO BOTHER
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Bill Maher: #Adulting

COULD YOU... SORRY TO BOTHER YOU, BUT MY LIFE PHILOSOPHY IS RIGHT ABOVE MY ASS CRACK

COULD YOU... SORRY TO BOTHER YOU, BUT MY LIFE PHILOSOPHY IS RIGHT ABOVE MY ASS CRACK

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COULD YOU... SORRY TO BOTHER
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YOU, BUT MY LIFE PHILOSOPHY IS
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RIGHT ABOVE MY ASS CRACK.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
34
Timestamp in Movie
00:22:19
Uploaded
May 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Bill Maher Productions,Irwin Entertainment

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Filmed at Miami's Fillmore Theater, Bill Maher's twelfth HBO stand-up special sees the acclaimed comedian, host, and satirist take the stage for a hilarious and scathing hour of his signature commentary on the latest hot-button is...
COULD YOU? - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:06
COULD YOU?
BEFORE YOU GO, MY KIDS BIRTH - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:07
BEFORE YOU GO, MY KIDS BIRTH
I NEVER UNDERSTOOD THAT WHOLE, - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:07
I NEVER UNDERSTOOD THAT WHOLE,
OF COURSE, THE NUMBER ONE THING - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:04
OF COURSE, THE NUMBER ONE THING
WE WEAR THESE FUZZY HATS - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:07
WE WEAR THESE FUZZY HATS
YOU KNOW, THERE'S A CHRISTIAN - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:05
YOU KNOW, THERE'S A CHRISTIAN
YOU KNOW, THESE PEOPLE THEY - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:10
YOU KNOW, THESE PEOPLE THEY
HE'S DIGGING INTO YOU. - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:05
HE'S DIGGING INTO YOU.
EAT BEANS. - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:07
EAT BEANS.
[LAUGHTER] - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:09
[LAUGHTER]
AND IT'S BETTER THAN THE HAT OR - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:09
AND IT'S BETTER THAN THE HAT OR
YOU KNOW, YOU JUST YOU DON'T - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:08
YOU KNOW, YOU JUST YOU DON'T
THANK YOU, ASS. - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:06
THANK YOU, ASS.
[LAUGHTER] - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:06
[LAUGHTER]
BUT NO, I HAVE MADE RELIGION A - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:08
BUT NO, I HAVE MADE RELIGION A
[LAUGHTER] - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:27
[LAUGHTER]
THE STUPIDER IT IS, THE BETTER, - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:07
THE STUPIDER IT IS, THE BETTER,
THAT'S WHY AMERICANS, YOU KNOW - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:08
THAT'S WHY AMERICANS, YOU KNOW
AMERICANS LOVE THEM SOME NOAH - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:07
AMERICANS LOVE THEM SOME NOAH
BECAUSE HE IS GIVEN AN ORDER BY - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:10
BECAUSE HE IS GIVEN AN ORDER BY