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I JUST... BECAUSE I CAN KEEP TWO
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Bill Maher: #Adulting

I JUST... BECAUSE I CAN KEEP TWO THOUGHTS IN MY HEAD AT THE SAME TIME

I JUST... BECAUSE I CAN KEEP TWO THOUGHTS IN MY HEAD AT THE SAME TIME

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I JUST... BECAUSE I CAN KEEP TWO
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THOUGHTS IN MY HEAD AT THE SAME
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Duration
5 seconds
Views
39
Timestamp in Movie
00:19:37
Uploaded
May 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Bill Maher Productions,Irwin Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Filmed at Miami's Fillmore Theater, Bill Maher's twelfth HBO stand-up special sees the acclaimed comedian, host, and satirist take the stage for a hilarious and scathing hour of his signature commentary on the latest hot-button is...
YOU KNOW, "BEAT IT" IS STILL A - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:05
YOU KNOW, "BEAT IT" IS STILL A
AND MICHAEL JACKSON WAS AN - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:04
AND MICHAEL JACKSON WAS AN
LET'S JUST LEAVE IT AT THAT. - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:06
LET'S JUST LEAVE IT AT THAT.
[LAUGHTER] - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:18
[LAUGHTER]
[APPLAUSE] - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:13
[APPLAUSE]
BEAUTY PAGEANTS, GET OUT HERE IN - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:11
BEAUTY PAGEANTS, GET OUT HERE IN
[LAUGHTER] - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:06
[LAUGHTER]
I THINK IT'S NOT GOING TO LOOK - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:09
I THINK IT'S NOT GOING TO LOOK
AND OF COURSE, THE ONE I'VE BEEN - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:07
AND OF COURSE, THE ONE I'VE BEEN
[LAUGHTER] - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:09
[LAUGHTER]
THOSE ARE THE ONES THAT REALLY - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:04
THOSE ARE THE ONES THAT REALLY
YOU COULDN'T JUST REMEMBER THAT? - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:05
YOU COULDN'T JUST REMEMBER THAT?
THERE ARE PEOPLE GOING AROUND, - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:15
THERE ARE PEOPLE GOING AROUND,
[APPLAUSE] - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:10
[APPLAUSE]
WHAT ABOUT THAT POOR GUY? - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:08
WHAT ABOUT THAT POOR GUY?
COULD YOU... SORRY TO BOTHER - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:06
COULD YOU... SORRY TO BOTHER
COULD YOU? - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:06
COULD YOU?
BEFORE YOU GO, MY KIDS BIRTH - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:07
BEFORE YOU GO, MY KIDS BIRTH
I NEVER UNDERSTOOD THAT WHOLE, - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:07
I NEVER UNDERSTOOD THAT WHOLE,
OF COURSE, THE NUMBER ONE THING - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:04
OF COURSE, THE NUMBER ONE THING