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Bill Maher: #Adulting

I MEAN, ABRAHAM LINCOLN SAID IT, "A HOUSE DIVIDED AGAINST ITSELF CANNOT STAND." OF COURSE...

I MEAN, ABRAHAM LINCOLN SAID IT, "A HOUSE DIVIDED AGAINST ITSELF CANNOT STAND." [APPLAUSE] OF COURSE HE'S CANCELED NOW, SO FUCK HIM

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I MEAN, ABRAHAM LINCOLN SAID IT,
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"A HOUSE DIVIDED AGAINST ITSELF
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CANNOT STAND."
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[APPLAUSE]
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OF COURSE HE'S CANCELED NOW, SO
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FUCK HIM.
Duration
18 seconds
Views
39
Timestamp in Movie
00:11:06
Uploaded
May 02, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Bill Maher Productions,Irwin Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Filmed at Miami's Fillmore Theater, Bill Maher's twelfth HBO stand-up special sees the acclaimed comedian, host, and satirist take the stage for a hilarious and scathing hour of his signature commentary on the latest hot-button is...
I MEAN, LINCOLN WAS... I MEAN, - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:08
I MEAN, LINCOLN WAS... I MEAN,
[LAUGHTER] - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:05
[LAUGHTER]
ATTENTION, WHOLE FOOD SHOPPERS. - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:07
ATTENTION, WHOLE FOOD SHOPPERS.
[LAUGHTER] - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:05
[LAUGHTER]
STOP DOING THAT. - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:04
STOP DOING THAT.
[APPLAUSE] - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:17
[APPLAUSE]
[APPLAUSE] - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:10
[APPLAUSE]
YOU KNOW, FIRST TIME I FLEW TO - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:07
YOU KNOW, FIRST TIME I FLEW TO
YOU CAN LOOK... LOOK UP AN OLD - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:11
YOU CAN LOOK... LOOK UP AN OLD
[LAUGHTER] - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:05
[LAUGHTER]
THEY USED TO PUT HEROIN IN COUGH - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:06
THEY USED TO PUT HEROIN IN COUGH
THAT WAS NOT A BAD IDEA. - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:06
THAT WAS NOT A BAD IDEA.
[LAUGHTER] - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:08
[LAUGHTER]
LIKE, WHATEVER WAS IN YOUR HAND, - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:07
LIKE, WHATEVER WAS IN YOUR HAND,
AND THEN THEY MADE THE COMMERCIAL WITH THE CRYING - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:06
AND THEN THEY MADE THE COMMERCIAL WITH THE CRYING
I'M SORRY. - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:04
I'M SORRY.
I MEAN, MY MOTHER DRANK DURING - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:05
I MEAN, MY MOTHER DRANK DURING
[LAUGHTER] - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:07
[LAUGHTER]
WHY IS THAT FUNNY? - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:05
WHY IS THAT FUNNY?
AND I MUST SAY ON THAT SCORE, I - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:06
AND I MUST SAY ON THAT SCORE, I