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I'VE ACTUALLY HAD... I HAD TWO
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Bill Maher: #Adulting

I'VE ACTUALLY HAD... I HAD TWO BAD, BAD EXPERIENCES

I'VE ACTUALLY HAD... I HAD TWO BAD, BAD EXPERIENCES

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I'VE ACTUALLY HAD... I HAD TWO
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BAD, BAD EXPERIENCES.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
01:02:57
Uploaded
May 02, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Bill Maher Productions,Irwin Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Filmed at Miami's Fillmore Theater, Bill Maher's twelfth HBO stand-up special sees the acclaimed comedian, host, and satirist take the stage for a hilarious and scathing hour of his signature commentary on the latest hot-button is...
I HAVE SEEDS IN MY URINE, I... - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:06
I HAVE SEEDS IN MY URINE, I...
ONE, OH, THIS WAS ABOUT, I DON'T - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:05
ONE, OH, THIS WAS ABOUT, I DON'T
I WAS HERE, WELL, NOT EXACTLY - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:04
I WAS HERE, WELL, NOT EXACTLY
I MEAN, I SAVED MY HIGH FOR YOU. - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:05
I MEAN, I SAVED MY HIGH FOR YOU.
[LAUGHTER] - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:05
[LAUGHTER]
THAT FIRST HALF HOUR OF THAT - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:05
THAT FIRST HALF HOUR OF THAT
I KNEW I WAS IN TROUBLE AT ONE - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:08
I KNEW I WAS IN TROUBLE AT ONE
[LAUGHTER] - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:05
[LAUGHTER]
DOESN'T SOUND RIGHT. - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:07
DOESN'T SOUND RIGHT.
[LAUGHTER] - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:07
[LAUGHTER]
SO YOU DIDN'T KNOW HOW MUCH POT - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:06
SO YOU DIDN'T KNOW HOW MUCH POT
IT WAS SOME NUT FROM BRAZIL, AND - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:05
IT WAS SOME NUT FROM BRAZIL, AND
[LAUGHTER] - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:07
[LAUGHTER]
I'LL TAKE THE BROWNIE FOR - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:04
I'LL TAKE THE BROWNIE FOR
ABOUT A HALF HOUR INTO THIS, I - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:05
ABOUT A HALF HOUR INTO THIS, I
I MEAN, I WAS FROZEN SITTING AT - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:05
I MEAN, I WAS FROZEN SITTING AT
[LAUGHTER] - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:08
[LAUGHTER]
[LAUGHTER] - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:07
[LAUGHTER]
SO FINALLY, OR AFTER TEN SECONDS - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:07
SO FINALLY, OR AFTER TEN SECONDS
THE SECOND I PUT THE PHONE DOWN, - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:09
THE SECOND I PUT THE PHONE DOWN,