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Bill Maher: #Adulting

THAT... THAT WAS NOT MYSTRATEGY WHEN I COULDN'T GET LAID.MY STRATEGY WAS TO MASTURBATE...

[LAUGHTER] THAT... THAT WAS NOT MY
STRATEGY WHEN I COULDN'T GET LAID.
MY STRATEGY WAS TO MASTURBATE AND PLOT

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THAT... THAT WAS NOT MY STRATEGY WHEN I COULDN'T GET
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LAID. MY STRATEGY WAS TO MASTURBATE
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AND PLOT.
Duration
15 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:48:27
Uploaded
May 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Bill Maher Productions,Irwin Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Filmed at Miami's Fillmore Theater, Bill Maher's twelfth HBO stand-up special sees the acclaimed comedian, host, and satirist take the stage for a hilarious and scathing hour of his signature commentary on the latest hot-button is...
[APPLAUSE] - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:12
[APPLAUSE]
BUT YOU DO REALIZE THAT ALL THE - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:05
BUT YOU DO REALIZE THAT ALL THE
YOU KNOW, BECAUSE THE - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:05
YOU KNOW, BECAUSE THE
DEMOCRATS, WE GOT RID OF AL - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:04
DEMOCRATS, WE GOT RID OF AL
BILL CLINTON, NOT ALLOWED TO - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:04
BILL CLINTON, NOT ALLOWED TO
ELIOT SPITZER, I THOUGHT, WAS A - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:05
ELIOT SPITZER, I THOUGHT, WAS A
AND, YOU KNOW, WHEN A POLITICIAN - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:06
AND, YOU KNOW, WHEN A POLITICIAN
[LAUGHTER] - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:09
[LAUGHTER]
BUT REALLY, YOU LOOK AT THE - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:06
BUT REALLY, YOU LOOK AT THE
YOU KNOW, A LOT OF BALLET, - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:08
YOU KNOW, A LOT OF BALLET,
MEATPACKING HAS A PERFECT - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:13
MEATPACKING HAS A PERFECT
NPR IS THE SEED OF PREDATION IN - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:06
NPR IS THE SEED OF PREDATION IN
YOU KNOW GARRISON KEILLOR. - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:06
YOU KNOW GARRISON KEILLOR.
HE'D NEVER BEEN ON MY SHOW. I'VE NEVER HEARD HIS SHOW - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:08
HE'D NEVER BEEN ON MY SHOW. I'VE NEVER HEARD HIS S...
[LAUGHTER] WHAT'S ALWAYS STRUCK ME AS SOME - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:13
[LAUGHTER] WHAT'S ALWAYS STRUCK ME AS SOME
I'M LIKE, WHAT DID THIS - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:06
I'M LIKE, WHAT DID THIS
[LAUGHTER] I'M READING THE STORY, AND IT'S - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:04
[LAUGHTER] I'M READING THE STORY, AND IT'S
AND REMEMBER, AND ON ONE - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:06
AND REMEMBER, AND ON ONE
AND ON ONE OCCASION THAT THE - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:05
AND ON ONE OCCASION THAT THE
[LAUGHTER] - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:05
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