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Bill Maher: #Adulting

YOU KNOW, YOU ONLY GET TWO CHOICES IN THIS COUNTRY

[LAUGHTER] YOU KNOW, YOU ONLY GET TWO CHOICES IN THIS COUNTRY

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[LAUGHTER]
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YOU KNOW, YOU ONLY GET TWO
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CHOICES IN THIS COUNTRY.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
51
Timestamp in Movie
00:41:23
Uploaded
May 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Bill Maher Productions,Irwin Entertainment

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Filmed at Miami's Fillmore Theater, Bill Maher's twelfth HBO stand-up special sees the acclaimed comedian, host, and satirist take the stage for a hilarious and scathing hour of his signature commentary on the latest hot-button is...
AND, YOU KNOW, WE WOULDN'T EVEN - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:12
AND, YOU KNOW, WE WOULDN'T EVEN
[APPLAUSE] - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:06
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BIDEN'S CAMPAIGN, THE WHOLE - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:12
BIDEN'S CAMPAIGN, THE WHOLE
THAT WELL-KNOWN EROGENOUS ZONE. - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:05
THAT WELL-KNOWN EROGENOUS ZONE.
[LAUGHTER] - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:06
[LAUGHTER]
[LAUGHTER] - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:05
[LAUGHTER]
THE WOMAN WHO WAS INTRODUCING - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:06
THE WOMAN WHO WAS INTRODUCING
SMELL THE BENGAY. - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:05
SMELL THE BENGAY.
"YOU'RE GOING TO DO GREAT, - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:07
"YOU'RE GOING TO DO GREAT,
I MEAN... HERE, LET ME RECITE TO - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:07
I MEAN... HERE, LET ME RECITE TO
SHE SAID, "I FELT TWO HANDS ON - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:08
SHE SAID, "I FELT TWO HANDS ON
[LAUGHTER] - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:06
[LAUGHTER]
I DON'T THINK WE NEED TO RUN AND - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:04
I DON'T THINK WE NEED TO RUN AND
[APPLAUSE] - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:10
[APPLAUSE]
[LAUGHTER] - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:05
[LAUGHTER]
YOUR BRAIN COULDN'T PROCESS - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:06
YOUR BRAIN COULDN'T PROCESS
OKAY, THEN THE OUTSIDE WORLD IS - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:07
OKAY, THEN THE OUTSIDE WORLD IS
[APPLAUSE] - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:08
[APPLAUSE]
AS SOON AS HE ANNOUNCED, HIS - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:16
AS SOON AS HE ANNOUNCED, HIS
NOT EVERYBODY GETS A SUITE AT - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:05
NOT EVERYBODY GETS A SUITE AT