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MAYBE I'M A COCKEYED OPTIMIST
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Bill Maher: #Adulting

MAYBE I'M A COCKEYED OPTIMIST, BUT I STILL THINK THE DEMOCRATS ARE SAVABLE

MAYBE I'M A COCKEYED OPTIMIST, BUT I STILL THINK THE DEMOCRATS ARE SAVABLE

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MAYBE I'M A COCKEYED OPTIMIST,
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BUT I STILL THINK THE DEMOCRATS
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ARE SAVABLE.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
00:10:49
Uploaded
May 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Bill Maher Productions,Irwin Entertainment

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Filmed at Miami's Fillmore Theater, Bill Maher's twelfth HBO stand-up special sees the acclaimed comedian, host, and satirist take the stage for a hilarious and scathing hour of his signature commentary on the latest hot-button is...
[APPLAUSE] - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:10
[APPLAUSE]
I MEAN, ABRAHAM LINCOLN SAID IT, - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:18
I MEAN, ABRAHAM LINCOLN SAID IT,
I MEAN, LINCOLN WAS... I MEAN, - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:08
I MEAN, LINCOLN WAS... I MEAN,
[LAUGHTER] - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:05
[LAUGHTER]
ATTENTION, WHOLE FOOD SHOPPERS. - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:07
ATTENTION, WHOLE FOOD SHOPPERS.
[LAUGHTER] - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:05
[LAUGHTER]
STOP DOING THAT. - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:04
STOP DOING THAT.
[APPLAUSE] - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:17
[APPLAUSE]
[APPLAUSE] - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:10
[APPLAUSE]
YOU KNOW, FIRST TIME I FLEW TO - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:07
YOU KNOW, FIRST TIME I FLEW TO
YOU CAN LOOK... LOOK UP AN OLD - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:11
YOU CAN LOOK... LOOK UP AN OLD
[LAUGHTER] - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:05
[LAUGHTER]
THEY USED TO PUT HEROIN IN COUGH - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:06
THEY USED TO PUT HEROIN IN COUGH
THAT WAS NOT A BAD IDEA. - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:06
THAT WAS NOT A BAD IDEA.
[LAUGHTER] - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:08
[LAUGHTER]
LIKE, WHATEVER WAS IN YOUR HAND, - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:07
LIKE, WHATEVER WAS IN YOUR HAND,
AND THEN THEY MADE THE COMMERCIAL WITH THE CRYING - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:06
AND THEN THEY MADE THE COMMERCIAL WITH THE CRYING
I'M SORRY. - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:04
I'M SORRY.
I MEAN, MY MOTHER DRANK DURING - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:05
I MEAN, MY MOTHER DRANK DURING
[LAUGHTER] - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:07
[LAUGHTER]