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Bill Maher: #Adulting

THANK YOU FOR PUTTING UP WITH ALL THE, UH, PROTOCOLS THAT WE HAVE TO DO, BUT STILL THAT'S...

THANK YOU FOR PUTTING UP WITH ALL THE, UH, PROTOCOLS THAT WE HAVE TO DO, BUT STILL THAT'S WHY I FUCKING CAME TO FLORIDA TO GET
AWAY FROM THAT SHIT

Full Transcript

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THANK YOU FOR PUTTING UP WITH
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ALL THE, UH, PROTOCOLS THAT WE
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HAVE TO DO, BUT STILL THAT'S WHY
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I FUCKING CAME TO FLORIDA TO GET AWAY FROM THAT SHIT.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
00:00:45
Uploaded
May 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Bill Maher Productions,Irwin Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Filmed at Miami's Fillmore Theater, Bill Maher's twelfth HBO stand-up special sees the acclaimed comedian, host, and satirist take the stage for a hilarious and scathing hour of his signature commentary on the latest hot-button is...
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:06
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
WHAT I MEANT TO SAY IS, WELCOME - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:04
WHAT I MEANT TO SAY IS, WELCOME
BUT HONESTLY, THANK YOU FOR - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:13
BUT HONESTLY, THANK YOU FOR
AND WE CAN... CAN WE BE A LITTLE - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:04
AND WE CAN... CAN WE BE A LITTLE
IT'S LIKE, UH, CAN'T... CAN'T WE - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:05
IT'S LIKE, UH, CAN'T... CAN'T WE
PEOPLE IN THE CROWD WITH MASKS, - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:04
PEOPLE IN THE CROWD WITH MASKS,
I MEAN, DO YOU KEEP THE CONDOM - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:08
I MEAN, DO YOU KEEP THE CONDOM
IT'S NOT... I'M NOT MAKING FUN - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:06
IT'S NOT... I'M NOT MAKING FUN
BUT... BUT I OFTEN... MAYBE THIS - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:17
BUT... BUT I OFTEN... MAYBE THIS
I... YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU'RE - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:04
I... YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU'RE
PLAY THE ODDS A LITTLE BIT, YOU - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:05
PLAY THE ODDS A LITTLE BIT, YOU
I MEAN... WE'RE... NO REALLY, - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:08
I MEAN... WE'RE... NO REALLY,
[BOOS] - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:06
[BOOS]
I SEE PEOPLE IN THE CAR, ALONE, - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:06
I SEE PEOPLE IN THE CAR, ALONE,
YOU THINK YOU CAN GET IT FROM - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:08
YOU THINK YOU CAN GET IT FROM
I CERTAINLY GIVE NO QUARTER TO - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:08
I CERTAINLY GIVE NO QUARTER TO
LIKE WE COULD GIVE A SHIT ABOUT - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:10
LIKE WE COULD GIVE A SHIT ABOUT
[LAUGHTER] - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:09
[LAUGHTER]
WHAT, HOW IS TRUMP STILL ALIVE? - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:07
WHAT, HOW IS TRUMP STILL ALIVE?
[LAUGHTER] - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:10
[LAUGHTER]