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YOU COULD HAVE BEEN... YOU COULD
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Bill Maher: #Adulting

YOU COULD HAVE BEEN... YOU COULD HAVE WATCHED FUCKING DOLPHINS ORSOMETHING TONIGHT, BUT...

YOU COULD HAVE BEEN... YOU COULD HAVE WATCHED FUCKING DOLPHINS OR
SOMETHING TONIGHT, BUT YOU CAME HERE

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YOU COULD HAVE BEEN... YOU COULD
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HAVE WATCHED FUCKING DOLPHINS OR SOMETHING TONIGHT, BUT YOU CAME
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HERE.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
00:35:11
Uploaded
May 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Bill Maher Productions,Irwin Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Filmed at Miami's Fillmore Theater, Bill Maher's twelfth HBO stand-up special sees the acclaimed comedian, host, and satirist take the stage for a hilarious and scathing hour of his signature commentary on the latest hot-button is...
FIRST OF ALL, THEY HAVE NO IDEA - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:05
FIRST OF ALL, THEY HAVE NO IDEA
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT AMERICA, OLD - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:05
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT AMERICA, OLD
NOW, I'M OKAY WITH THE OLD - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:05
NOW, I'M OKAY WITH THE OLD
[APPLAUSE] - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:14
[APPLAUSE]
[LAUGHTER] THAT'S JUST... IT'S NOT PAT - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:05
[LAUGHTER] THAT'S JUST... IT'S NOT PAT
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:06
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
BECAUSE POT, IT'S ONE OF THOSE - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:05
BECAUSE POT, IT'S ONE OF THOSE
YOU KNOW, IT JUST GETS A LOT OF - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:05
YOU KNOW, IT JUST GETS A LOT OF
YOU LIKE IT, YOU TOUCH IT, YOU - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:08
YOU LIKE IT, YOU TOUCH IT, YOU
I ALWAYS GO TOO FAR. - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:06
I ALWAYS GO TOO FAR.
BUT REALLY, I MEAN, IF ONE SIDE - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:22
BUT REALLY, I MEAN, IF ONE SIDE
[LAUGHTER] - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:14
[LAUGHTER]
WE HAVE TO FIND OUR WAY BACK - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:06
WE HAVE TO FIND OUR WAY BACK
I MEAN, WE HAVE THE PHENOMENON - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:05
I MEAN, WE HAVE THE PHENOMENON
PEOPLE GETTING DIVORCES OVER - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:05
PEOPLE GETTING DIVORCES OVER
SOMETIMES BROTHERS AND SISTERS - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:08
SOMETIMES BROTHERS AND SISTERS
[LAUGHTER] - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:12
[LAUGHTER]
I... NO, SEE BAD ME. - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:05
I... NO, SEE BAD ME.
MEA CULPA, I KNOW I REALLY I - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:05
MEA CULPA, I KNOW I REALLY I
I HAVE USED WORDS LIKE "REDNECK" AND "SHIT KICKER" AND "SNAKE - Bill Maher: #Adulting 00:24
I HAVE USED WORDS LIKE "REDNECK" AND "SHIT KI...