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Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This?

Because, you know,condoms break, pills can fail, but no sperm ever made it out of the shit...

Because, you know,
condoms break, pills can fail, but no sperm ever made it out of the shit chute alive,
you know?

Full Transcript

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Because, you know, condoms break, pills can fail,
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but no sperm ever made it
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out of the shit chute alive, you know?
Duration
8 seconds
Views
69
Timestamp in Movie
00:46:38
Uploaded
Mar 31, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Bill Maher Productions

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Movie Summary

With his signature sardonic wit and unfiltered approach, acclaimed comedian Bill Maher offers up his scathing commentary on the hypocrisies of both conservative and liberal politics, as well as trends in modern parenting, sex and dating, and religion.
It's a real selling point if you don't want kids. - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:07
It's a real selling point if you don't want kids.
And--[laughs] - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:06
And--[laughs]
Look, I personally am pro-choice, - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:09
Look, I personally am pro-choice,
I mean, I--[scoffs] Harvey Weinstein, Jeff Dahmer, Hitler. - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:08
I mean, I--[scoffs] Harvey Weinstein, Jeff Dahmer, Hitler.
I could name people, you know? - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:05
I could name people, you know?
And he hung himself in his jail cell, - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:06
And he hung himself in his jail cell,
Did he really hang himself in his jail cell, - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:05
Did he really hang himself in his jail cell,
I was sick all day. I-- - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:07
I was sick all day. I--
Whenever a child molester goes to prison, - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:07
Whenever a child molester goes to prison,
I gotta say, I find this so adorable, so charming - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:10
I gotta say, I find this so adorable, so charming
I've discussed it with the other hatchet murderers, - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:14
I've discussed it with the other hatchet murderers,
But I mean, the abortion thing, a lot of that, come on, - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:07
But I mean, the abortion thing, a lot of that, come on,
- Ha! [audience oohing] - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:06
- Ha! [audience oohing]
That is me. Very anti-religion. - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:05
That is me. Very anti-religion.
[laughs] - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:08
[laughs]
I'm anti-religion, but I'm fair about it, - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:08
I'm anti-religion, but I'm fair about it,
But it, uh--charity work, very important. - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:05
But it, uh--charity work, very important.
Couldn't live in a world without circumcision - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:06
Couldn't live in a world without circumcision
And how can you look at that thing, - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:11
And how can you look at that thing,
If you get to a certain age and you haven't completely - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:08
If you get to a certain age and you haven't completely