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Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This?

I-- And a follow-up question,does it have to be the English alphabet?

I--[laughs] And a follow-up question,
does it have to be the English alphabet?

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I--[laughs]
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And a follow-up question, does it have
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to be the English alphabet?
Duration
9 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:52:35
Uploaded
Mar 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Bill Maher Productions

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Movie Summary

With his signature sardonic wit and unfiltered approach, acclaimed comedian Bill Maher offers up his scathing commentary on the hypocrisies of both conservative and liberal politics, as well as trends in modern parenting, sex and dating, and religion.
Because I think you're missing a big trick with Chinese. - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:07
Because I think you're missing a big trick with Chinese...
It's 2,000 letters and a lot of curlicues - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:08
It's 2,000 letters and a lot of curlicues
And, you know, I can see a guy with a carton - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:09
And, you know, I can see a guy with a carton
[sighs] But let me just say-- - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:13
[sighs] But let me just say--
I really think that there's never been a harder time - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:10
I really think that there's never been a harder time
My parents would be arrested today, arrested, - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:09
My parents would be arrested today, arrested,
I would fly up to my room, get into my play clothes, - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:08
I would fly up to my room, get into my play clothes,
My mother never once said, where are you going? - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:06
My mother never once said, where are you going?
I'm gonna do whatever I do between 3:00 and 6:00, - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:09
I'm gonna do whatever I do between 3:00 and 6:00,
"Where am I going?" - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:06
"Where am I going?"
I mean, I feel like, yeah, I don't have kids, - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:08
I mean, I feel like, yeah, I don't have kids,
What? She's six. - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:05
What? She's six.
And like, I mean, I see kids in TV and movies and, you know, - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:09
And like, I mean, I see kids in TV and movies and, you know,
I let you down, buddy, you know, - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:07
I let you down, buddy, you know,
Maybe when you get erections, - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:06
Maybe when you get erections,
[laughs] - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:10
[laughs]
I don't know, but-- - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:08
I don't know, but--
Whenever I ask married people, like, about the marriage, - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:10
Whenever I ask married people, like, about the marriage,
I had a girlfriend, had a dog, and I had a dog. - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:05
I had a girlfriend, had a dog, and I had a dog.
My dog got about 20 feet and just went, fuck this, - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:11
My dog got about 20 feet and just went, fuck this,