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Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This?

I mean, I may notbe a Johnny Depp, but no girl evershit in my bed, okay?

I mean, I may not
be a Johnny Depp, but no girl ever
shit in my bed, okay?

Full Transcript

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I mean, I may not be a Johnny Depp,
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but no girl ever shit in my bed, okay?
Duration
7 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:58:22
Uploaded
Mar 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Bill Maher Productions

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Movie Summary

With his signature sardonic wit and unfiltered approach, acclaimed comedian Bill Maher offers up his scathing commentary on the hypocrisies of both conservative and liberal politics, as well as trends in modern parenting, sex and dating, and religion.
But--and I will preface this by saying, - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:11
But--and I will preface this by saying,
- Whoo! - Thank you. - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:05
- Whoo! - Thank you.
But once in a blue moon, you get one who's a little pushy, - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:07
But once in a blue moon, you get one who's a little pus...
And this girl--and we weren't even together that long. - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:05
And this girl--and we weren't even together that long.
And she says to me, "I want you to get a new bed." - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:07
And she says to me, "I want you to get a new bed."
"I want you to get a new bed." - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:05
"I want you to get a new bed."
"You've had other girls in that bed." - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:08
"You've had other girls in that bed."
But are we gonna get a new one of those, for crying-- - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:06
But are we gonna get a new one of those, for crying--
But I gotta say, I think that a woman getting mad - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:12
But I gotta say, I think that a woman getting mad
I know the kids think that they can reinvent humanity - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:11
I know the kids think that they can reinvent humanity
Again, if you're not that, if you're something different, - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:07
Again, if you're not that, if you're something dif...
Facebook has 56-- 56--gender categories. - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:06
Facebook has 56-- 56--gender categories.
I'm sure there are people who, you know, - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:13
I'm sure there are people who, you know,
Because before the internet, those kind of lives, - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:06
Because before the internet, those kind of lives,
But now, whatever you're into, you know, just type it in-- - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:12
But now, whatever you're into, you know, just type it i...
Me too. I-- - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:06
Me too. I--
And I will also say-- and please, I apologize - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:10
And I will also say-- and please, I apologize
They just do. [women cheering] - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:05
They just do. [women cheering]
And I know men are bad because they keep making movies where - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:15
And I know men are bad because they keep making movies where
Did you see "The Shape of Water" - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:06
Did you see "The Shape of Water"