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Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This?

I mean, if you're a pedophilewho eats babies, who are you gonna fuckin five years?

I mean, if you're a pedophile
who eats babies, who are you gonna fuck
in five years?

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I mean, if you're a pedophile who eats babies,
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who are you gonna fuck in five years?
Duration
8 seconds
Views
46
Timestamp in Movie
00:06:36
Uploaded
Mar 31, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Bill Maher Productions

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Movie Summary

With his signature sardonic wit and unfiltered approach, acclaimed comedian Bill Maher offers up his scathing commentary on the hypocrisies of both conservative and liberal politics, as well as trends in modern parenting, sex and dating, and religion.
No, the QAnon people think that Hillary Clinton ran - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:10
No, the QAnon people think that Hillary Clinton ran
They believe in Jewish space lasers, whatever that is. - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:06
They believe in Jewish space lasers, whatever that is.
They think a lot of the world's elite are lizard people. - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:05
They think a lot of the world's elite are lizard people...
But, you know, you-- sometimes you catch them. - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:05
But, you know, you-- sometimes you catch them.
No wonder they put chips in the vaccine to track these people. - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:05
No wonder they put chips in the vaccine to track these peopl...
But, uh--oh, speaking of that, I must say, - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:13
But, uh--oh, speaking of that, I must say,
And if you're-- - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:06
And if you're--
If you still have a mask, I completely respect that. - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:05
If you still have a mask, I completely respect that.
I think you're a fucking idiot, but I completely respect it. - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:06
I think you're a fucking idiot, but I completely respec...
Well, I mean, unless you have some serious condition. - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:05
Well, I mean, unless you have some serious condition.
It's like, if you're a hemophiliac, - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:06
It's like, if you're a hemophiliac,
'Cause I'm not doing it again, the whole pandemic thing, - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:07
'Cause I'm not doing it again, the whole pandemic ...
I mean, the whole thing was so surreal, - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:07
I mean, the whole thing was so surreal,
And then just suddenly, boom, just right back to--mm. - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:06
And then just suddenly, boom, just right back to--mm.
I-- - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:07
I--
And I went to Cirque Du Soleil in Vegas, - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:06
And I went to Cirque Du Soleil in Vegas,
There's little people flying all-- - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:06
There's little people flying all--
[laughs] But there was-- you know, - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:07
[laughs] But there was-- you know,
Because you wouldn't wanna do anything dangerous, - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:13
Because you wouldn't wanna do anything dangerous,
It's like, who do I see walking outside - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:06
It's like, who do I see walking outside