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Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This?

I was sick all day.I-- And by the way, it wasneither one of those things

I was sick all day.
I-- And by the way, it was
neither one of those things

Full Transcript

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I was sick all day. I--
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And by the way, it was neither one of those things.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:47:54
Uploaded
Mar 31, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Bill Maher Productions

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Movie Summary

With his signature sardonic wit and unfiltered approach, acclaimed comedian Bill Maher offers up his scathing commentary on the hypocrisies of both conservative and liberal politics, as well as trends in modern parenting, sex and dating, and religion.
Whenever a child molester goes to prison, - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:07
Whenever a child molester goes to prison,
I gotta say, I find this so adorable, so charming - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:10
I gotta say, I find this so adorable, so charming
I've discussed it with the other hatchet murderers, - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:14
I've discussed it with the other hatchet murderers,
But I mean, the abortion thing, a lot of that, come on, - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:07
But I mean, the abortion thing, a lot of that, come on,
- Ha! [audience oohing] - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:06
- Ha! [audience oohing]
That is me. Very anti-religion. - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:05
That is me. Very anti-religion.
[laughs] - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:08
[laughs]
I'm anti-religion, but I'm fair about it, - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:08
I'm anti-religion, but I'm fair about it,
But it, uh--charity work, very important. - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:05
But it, uh--charity work, very important.
Couldn't live in a world without circumcision - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:06
Couldn't live in a world without circumcision
And how can you look at that thing, - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:11
And how can you look at that thing,
If you get to a certain age and you haven't completely - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:08
If you get to a certain age and you haven't completely
And I always tell them the truth, which is no, - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:07
And I always tell them the truth, which is no,
When I was one day old, um... - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:06
When I was one day old, um...
Will it make me... [laughs] - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:07
Will it make me... [laughs]
Has no one noticed that they haven't perfected this, - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:08
Has no one noticed that they haven't perfected this,
Now you look old and weird. - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:06
Now you look old and weird.
And it puts a tremendous burden on the people - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:08
And it puts a tremendous burden on the people
I've had this happen many times, where you see somebody, - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:09
I've had this happen many times, where you see somebody...
Oh, my God, it's you. - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:05
Oh, my God, it's you.