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I swear to God, for years, this is how I traveled
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Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This?

I swear to God, for years,this is how I traveled

I swear to God, for years,
this is how I traveled

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I swear to God, for years, this is how I traveled.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
52
Timestamp in Movie
00:02:23
Uploaded
Mar 31, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Bill Maher Productions

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Movie Summary

With his signature sardonic wit and unfiltered approach, acclaimed comedian Bill Maher offers up his scathing commentary on the hypocrisies of both conservative and liberal politics, as well as trends in modern parenting, sex and dating, and religion.
I took this much pot, and I put it in Kleenex in a ball - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:09
I took this much pot, and I put it in Kleenex in a ball
I smoked my own ball sweat for, like, 30 years on the road, - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:10
I smoked my own ball sweat for, like, 30 years on the road,
I remember the first time - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:15
I remember the first time
Thank you for opening this place - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:13
Thank you for opening this place
So that's where the story breaks down, but-- - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:14
So that's where the story breaks down, but--
Obama was against gay marriage his whole first term. - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:06
Obama was against gay marriage his whole first term.
You know? But the-- - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:14
You know? But the--
Yeah, so did everybody back then, - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:10
Yeah, so did everybody back then,
But-- - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:06
But--
The Greeks did it, the Romans, the Egyptians, - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:08
The Greeks did it, the Romans, the Egyptians,
You know, it's just a journal of work to be done. - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:05
You know, it's just a journal of work to be done.
Like, North Carolina last year-- - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:10
Like, North Carolina last year--
And now it's 16, which I still-- - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:05
And now it's 16, which I still--
16--a lot of these kids haven't even - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:06
16--a lot of these kids haven't even
Can't we give them time - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:09
Can't we give them time
Because I have-- this whole thing, I feel like, - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:09
Because I have-- this whole thing, I feel like,
But do we really need to be loud and proud - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:07
But do we really need to be loud and proud
You know, I think there's plenty of time - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:09
You know, I think there's plenty of time
I mean, is it really so hard in this country - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:07
I mean, is it really so hard in this country
What about for the unremarkable of us in the world, you know? - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:05
What about for the unremarkable of us in the world, you know...