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I wanted my kids to get into the lettuce field
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Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This?

I wanted my kids to getinto the lettuce field, and they can't do it

I wanted my kids to get
into the lettuce field, and they can't do it

Full Transcript

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I wanted my kids to get into the lettuce field,
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and they can't do it.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
34
Timestamp in Movie
00:23:18
Uploaded
Mar 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Bill Maher Productions

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Movie Summary

With his signature sardonic wit and unfiltered approach, acclaimed comedian Bill Maher offers up his scathing commentary on the hypocrisies of both conservative and liberal politics, as well as trends in modern parenting, sex and dating, and religion.
I mean, the panic that goes through Fox News - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:09
I mean, the panic that goes through Fox News
A caravan of brown walkers - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:08
A caravan of brown walkers
Let me tell you, if an 11-year-old Honduran boy - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:12
Let me tell you, if an 11-year-old Honduran boy
And I have so much more respect for that Honduran kid - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:13
And I have so much more respect for that Honduran kid
I mean, middle-class Americans should - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:17
I mean, middle-class Americans should
The idea that my father would have help? - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:06
The idea that my father would have help?
Yeah, he had help--me. - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:05
Yeah, he had help--me.
A fabulous family of Mexicans I was. - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:05
A fabulous family of Mexicans I was.
That's an odd time to declare your love, but I appreciate it. - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:06
That's an odd time to declare your love, but I apprecia...
Why does Trump keep doing better - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:06
Why does Trump keep doing better
It's because liberals don't really look like - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:12
It's because liberals don't really look like
You know, they're-- - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:11
You know, they're--
Ask them why they came here, and they will tell you, - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:10
Ask them why they came here, and they will tell you,
[laughs] - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:11
[laughs]
And you know, whenever I talk to my friends who have kids - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:19
And you know, whenever I talk to my friends who have kids
It's cool to have penises - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:07
It's cool to have penises
Not 'cause I'm old, because your ideas are stupid. - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:05
Not 'cause I'm old, because your ideas are stupid.
I could come in tomorrow and go, hey, - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:07
I could come in tomorrow and go, hey,
And this is one of the problems - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:05
And this is one of the problems
Nobody ever gets canceled for being too woke. - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:05
Nobody ever gets canceled for being too woke.