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Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This?

If I ever just walked in-- I've had some thoughtsabout the Vietnam War that I think...

If I ever just walked in-- I've had some thoughts
about the Vietnam War that I think everyone-- Get the fuck out of here

Full Transcript

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If I ever just walked in--
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I've had some thoughts about the Vietnam War
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that I think everyone--
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Get the fuck out of here.
Duration
14 seconds
Views
33
Timestamp in Movie
00:37:04
Uploaded
Mar 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Bill Maher Productions

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Movie Summary

With his signature sardonic wit and unfiltered approach, acclaimed comedian Bill Maher offers up his scathing commentary on the hypocrisies of both conservative and liberal politics, as well as trends in modern parenting, sex and dating, and religion.
So we raise them wrong. [laughs] - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:09
So we raise them wrong. [laughs]
Let me tell you, if ignorance was a disease, - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:06
Let me tell you, if ignorance was a disease,
Yeah, because you majored in queer poetry - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:06
Yeah, because you majored in queer poetry
You went to a four-year daycare center - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:09
You went to a four-year daycare center
That is, when you weren't protesting - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:06
That is, when you weren't protesting
[soft laughter] - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:10
[soft laughter]
But hey, kids, I have a great idea for you. - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:05
But hey, kids, I have a great idea for you.
Since you love Hamas and Hezbollah so much, - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:08
Since you love Hamas and Hezbollah so much,
Make sure to bring your Queers for Palestine t-shirt. - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:05
Make sure to bring your Queers for Palestine t-shirt.
And you wonder why the left catches more jokes from me? - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:05
And you wonder why the left catches more jokes from me?
Five years ago, penises meant something. - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:06
Five years ago, penises meant something.
It's a small factor, but I-- - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:11
It's a small factor, but I--
I mean, I understand now, when they circumcise, - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:10
I mean, I understand now, when they circumcise,
And they are kind of cavalier, are they not, - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:08
And they are kind of cavalier, are they not,
Cut one off, snap one on. I mean-- - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:06
Cut one off, snap one on. I mean--
It's a major medical intervention - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:06
It's a major medical intervention
You know that when they give you a penis - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:08
You know that when they give you a penis
But they literally--they cut the flesh out of your thigh, - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:12
But they literally--they cut the flesh out of your thigh,
I mean, with so many people doing this, - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:07
I mean, with so many people doing this,
Have a penis? Give a penis. - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:05
Have a penis? Give a penis.