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Just be nice to her, and you can get laid as a fish
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Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This?

Just be nice to her,and you can get laid as a fish

Just be nice to her,
and you can get laid as a fish

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Just be nice to her, and you can get laid as a fish.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
01:01:18
Uploaded
Mar 31, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Bill Maher Productions

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Movie Summary

With his signature sardonic wit and unfiltered approach, acclaimed comedian Bill Maher offers up his scathing commentary on the hypocrisies of both conservative and liberal politics, as well as trends in modern parenting, sex and dating, and religion.
You know, "Beauty and the Beast," - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:05
You know, "Beauty and the Beast,"
King Kong is a gentleman. - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:06
King Kong is a gentleman.
No, he takes you to a nice restaurant - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:06
No, he takes you to a nice restaurant
The Hunchback of Notre Dame is not a great-looking guy. - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:07
The Hunchback of Notre Dame is not a great-looking guy.
He gets laid because he writes her poetry. - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:05
He gets laid because he writes her poetry.
I mean, guys these days, they're so lazy, you know? - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:06
I mean, guys these days, they're so lazy, you know?
I mean, they think they're gonna get laid with just, - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:05
I mean, they think they're gonna get laid with just,
I mean, guys, women have not changed that much. - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:06
I mean, guys, women have not changed that much.
You gotta think of that pussy like a nightclub, - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:07
You gotta think of that pussy like a nightclub,
You gotta compliment their hair, - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:08
You gotta compliment their hair,
I know, it's a fucking nightmare, - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:06
I know, it's a fucking nightmare,
See, this country can never correct, - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:05
See, this country can never correct,
I saw the last-- - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:07
I saw the last--
He literally takes his girlfriend and her kid - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:06
He literally takes his girlfriend and her kid
He practically stops off at Target - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:09
He practically stops off at Target
Oh, for Christ's sake, can't we have - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:08
Oh, for Christ's sake, can't we have
James Bond always fucks three hot chicks in every movie. - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:06
James Bond always fucks three hot chicks in every movie.
He fucks the scientist's daughter, - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:15
He fucks the scientist's daughter,
Don't think you're going to"-- - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:07
Don't think you're going to"--
[humming "James Bond" theme] - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:07
[humming "James Bond" theme]