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Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This?

Honestly, my dick is like thedinosaurs in "Jurassic Park." They're gonna get out, okay?

[laughs] Honestly, my dick is like the
dinosaurs in "Jurassic Park." They're gonna get out, okay?

Full Transcript

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Honestly, my dick is like the dinosaurs in "Jurassic Park."
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They're gonna get out, okay?
Duration
10 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:54:56
Uploaded
Mar 31, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Bill Maher Productions

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Movie Summary

With his signature sardonic wit and unfiltered approach, acclaimed comedian Bill Maher offers up his scathing commentary on the hypocrisies of both conservative and liberal politics, as well as trends in modern parenting, sex and dating, and religion.
I don't know, but-- - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:08
I don't know, but--
Whenever I ask married people, like, about the marriage, - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:10
Whenever I ask married people, like, about the marriage,
I had a girlfriend, had a dog, and I had a dog. - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:05
I had a girlfriend, had a dog, and I had a dog.
My dog got about 20 feet and just went, fuck this, - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:11
My dog got about 20 feet and just went, fuck this,
I see across the way, there's a table - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:07
I see across the way, there's a table
And, uh, they're not mad at each other. - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:05
And, uh, they're not mad at each other.
They just ran out of conversation in 2006. - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:05
They just ran out of conversation in 2006.
It's the-- - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:23
It's the--
So--[laughs] - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:09
So--[laughs]
I bet you, I-- - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:09
I bet you, I--
Tell me if this isn't true, that, - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:14
Tell me if this isn't true, that,
[laughs] - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:10
[laughs]
[groans and laughter] - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:07
[groans and laughter]
And whenever I've had that feeling and thought that, - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:07
And whenever I've had that feeling and thought that,
For the other 200 people on the plane who have to die - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:07
For the other 200 people on the plane who have to die
Also, when marriages go bad, sometimes, they go so bad-- - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:07
Also, when marriages go bad, sometimes, they go so bad--
Well, I mean, the things they did to each other. - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:05
Well, I mean, the things they did to each other.
I mean, I may not be a Johnny Depp, - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:07
I mean, I may not be a Johnny Depp,
But--and I will preface this by saying, - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:11
But--and I will preface this by saying,
- Whoo! - Thank you. - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:05
- Whoo! - Thank you.