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Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This?

My parents would be arrestedtoday, arrested, for raising usjust the way everybody did

My parents would be arrested
today, arrested, for raising us
just the way everybody did

Full Transcript

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My parents would be arrested today, arrested,
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for raising us just the way everybody did.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:53:19
Uploaded
Mar 31, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Bill Maher Productions

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Movie Summary

With his signature sardonic wit and unfiltered approach, acclaimed comedian Bill Maher offers up his scathing commentary on the hypocrisies of both conservative and liberal politics, as well as trends in modern parenting, sex and dating, and religion.
I would fly up to my room, get into my play clothes, - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:08
I would fly up to my room, get into my play clothes,
My mother never once said, where are you going? - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:06
My mother never once said, where are you going?
I'm gonna do whatever I do between 3:00 and 6:00, - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:09
I'm gonna do whatever I do between 3:00 and 6:00,
"Where am I going?" - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:06
"Where am I going?"
I mean, I feel like, yeah, I don't have kids, - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:08
I mean, I feel like, yeah, I don't have kids,
What? She's six. - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:05
What? She's six.
And like, I mean, I see kids in TV and movies and, you know, - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:09
And like, I mean, I see kids in TV and movies and, you know,
I let you down, buddy, you know, - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:07
I let you down, buddy, you know,
Maybe when you get erections, - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:06
Maybe when you get erections,
[laughs] - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:10
[laughs]
I don't know, but-- - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:08
I don't know, but--
Whenever I ask married people, like, about the marriage, - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:10
Whenever I ask married people, like, about the marriage,
I had a girlfriend, had a dog, and I had a dog. - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:05
I had a girlfriend, had a dog, and I had a dog.
My dog got about 20 feet and just went, fuck this, - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:11
My dog got about 20 feet and just went, fuck this,
I see across the way, there's a table - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:07
I see across the way, there's a table
And, uh, they're not mad at each other. - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:05
And, uh, they're not mad at each other.
They just ran out of conversation in 2006. - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:05
They just ran out of conversation in 2006.
It's the-- - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:23
It's the--
So--[laughs] - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:09
So--[laughs]
I bet you, I-- - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:09
I bet you, I--