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Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This?

So-- And yes, I havenever actually been married, but I've been in long-termmonogamous...

So--[laughs] And yes, I have
never actually been married, but I've been in long-term
monogamous relationships

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So--[laughs]
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And yes, I have never actually been married,
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but I've been in long-term monogamous relationships.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:57:05
Uploaded
Mar 31, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Bill Maher Productions

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Movie Summary

With his signature sardonic wit and unfiltered approach, acclaimed comedian Bill Maher offers up his scathing commentary on the hypocrisies of both conservative and liberal politics, as well as trends in modern parenting, sex and dating, and religion.
I bet you, I-- - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:09
I bet you, I--
Tell me if this isn't true, that, - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:14
Tell me if this isn't true, that,
[laughs] - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:10
[laughs]
[groans and laughter] - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:07
[groans and laughter]
And whenever I've had that feeling and thought that, - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:07
And whenever I've had that feeling and thought that,
For the other 200 people on the plane who have to die - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:07
For the other 200 people on the plane who have to die
Also, when marriages go bad, sometimes, they go so bad-- - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:07
Also, when marriages go bad, sometimes, they go so bad--
Well, I mean, the things they did to each other. - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:05
Well, I mean, the things they did to each other.
I mean, I may not be a Johnny Depp, - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:07
I mean, I may not be a Johnny Depp,
But--and I will preface this by saying, - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:11
But--and I will preface this by saying,
- Whoo! - Thank you. - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:05
- Whoo! - Thank you.
But once in a blue moon, you get one who's a little pushy, - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:07
But once in a blue moon, you get one who's a little pus...
And this girl--and we weren't even together that long. - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:05
And this girl--and we weren't even together that long.
And she says to me, "I want you to get a new bed." - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:07
And she says to me, "I want you to get a new bed."
"I want you to get a new bed." - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:05
"I want you to get a new bed."
"You've had other girls in that bed." - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:08
"You've had other girls in that bed."
But are we gonna get a new one of those, for crying-- - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:06
But are we gonna get a new one of those, for crying--
But I gotta say, I think that a woman getting mad - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:12
But I gotta say, I think that a woman getting mad
I know the kids think that they can reinvent humanity - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:11
I know the kids think that they can reinvent humanity
Again, if you're not that, if you're something different, - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:07
Again, if you're not that, if you're something dif...