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Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This?

We raised kids wrong, likethey're just shorter adults-- always blowing smokeup their...

We raised kids wrong, like
they're just shorter adults-- always blowing smoke
up their little asses and calling them tiny geniuses,
telling them their thoughts are just as valid
as the adults

Full Transcript

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We raised kids wrong, like they're just shorter adults--
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always blowing smoke up their little asses
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and calling them tiny geniuses, telling them their thoughts
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are just as valid as the adults.
Duration
16 seconds
Views
45
Timestamp in Movie
00:36:19
Uploaded
Mar 31, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Bill Maher Productions

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Movie Summary

With his signature sardonic wit and unfiltered approach, acclaimed comedian Bill Maher offers up his scathing commentary on the hypocrisies of both conservative and liberal politics, as well as trends in modern parenting, sex and dating, and religion.
And--[chuckles] - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:11
And--[chuckles]
Because I'm in people's houses - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:07
Because I'm in people's houses
Kids as young as ten will invite themselves - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:09
Kids as young as ten will invite themselves
I mean, if I ever did this-- - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:06
I mean, if I ever did this--
If I ever just walked in-- - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:14
If I ever just walked in--
So we raise them wrong. [laughs] - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:09
So we raise them wrong. [laughs]
Let me tell you, if ignorance was a disease, - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:06
Let me tell you, if ignorance was a disease,
Yeah, because you majored in queer poetry - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:06
Yeah, because you majored in queer poetry
You went to a four-year daycare center - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:09
You went to a four-year daycare center
That is, when you weren't protesting - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:06
That is, when you weren't protesting
[soft laughter] - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:10
[soft laughter]
But hey, kids, I have a great idea for you. - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:05
But hey, kids, I have a great idea for you.
Since you love Hamas and Hezbollah so much, - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:08
Since you love Hamas and Hezbollah so much,
Make sure to bring your Queers for Palestine t-shirt. - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:05
Make sure to bring your Queers for Palestine t-shirt.
And you wonder why the left catches more jokes from me? - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:05
And you wonder why the left catches more jokes from me?
Five years ago, penises meant something. - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:06
Five years ago, penises meant something.
It's a small factor, but I-- - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:11
It's a small factor, but I--
I mean, I understand now, when they circumcise, - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:10
I mean, I understand now, when they circumcise,
And they are kind of cavalier, are they not, - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:08
And they are kind of cavalier, are they not,
Cut one off, snap one on. I mean-- - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:06
Cut one off, snap one on. I mean--