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Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This?

Who can remember the alphabetwhen you're getting your dick sucked?

Who can remember the alphabet
when you're getting your dick sucked?

Full Transcript

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Who can remember the alphabet when you're
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getting your dick sucked?
Duration
5 seconds
Views
46
Timestamp in Movie
00:52:03
Uploaded
Mar 31, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Bill Maher Productions

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Movie Summary

With his signature sardonic wit and unfiltered approach, acclaimed comedian Bill Maher offers up his scathing commentary on the hypocrisies of both conservative and liberal politics, as well as trends in modern parenting, sex and dating, and religion.
I was like-- - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:11
I was like--
I started mixing it up with the baseball players - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:07
I started mixing it up with the baseball players
I mean, it was just-- - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:12
I mean, it was just--
Because I--I would really love to know that. - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:05
Because I--I would really love to know that.
I--[laughs] - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:09
I--[laughs]
Because I think you're missing a big trick with Chinese. - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:07
Because I think you're missing a big trick with Chinese...
It's 2,000 letters and a lot of curlicues - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:08
It's 2,000 letters and a lot of curlicues
And, you know, I can see a guy with a carton - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:09
And, you know, I can see a guy with a carton
[sighs] But let me just say-- - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:13
[sighs] But let me just say--
I really think that there's never been a harder time - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:10
I really think that there's never been a harder time
My parents would be arrested today, arrested, - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:09
My parents would be arrested today, arrested,
I would fly up to my room, get into my play clothes, - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:08
I would fly up to my room, get into my play clothes,
My mother never once said, where are you going? - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:06
My mother never once said, where are you going?
I'm gonna do whatever I do between 3:00 and 6:00, - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:09
I'm gonna do whatever I do between 3:00 and 6:00,
"Where am I going?" - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:06
"Where am I going?"
I mean, I feel like, yeah, I don't have kids, - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:08
I mean, I feel like, yeah, I don't have kids,
What? She's six. - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:05
What? She's six.
And like, I mean, I see kids in TV and movies and, you know, - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:09
And like, I mean, I see kids in TV and movies and, you know,
I let you down, buddy, you know, - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:07
I let you down, buddy, you know,
Maybe when you get erections, - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:06
Maybe when you get erections,