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Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This?

You'll never guesswho talked to me when there was nobody around,darn the luck-- God!Yeah,...

You'll never guess
who talked to me when there was nobody around,
darn the luck-- God!
Yeah, can you believe it? God

Full Transcript

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You'll never guess who talked to me
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when there was nobody around, darn the luck--
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God! Yeah, can you believe it? God.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
63
Timestamp in Movie
00:19:13
Uploaded
Mar 31, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Bill Maher Productions

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Movie Summary

With his signature sardonic wit and unfiltered approach, acclaimed comedian Bill Maher offers up his scathing commentary on the hypocrisies of both conservative and liberal politics, as well as trends in modern parenting, sex and dating, and religion.
And he said he's starting a new religion, - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:12
And he said he's starting a new religion,
And, uh, oh, yeah, I'm gonna have to be fucking a lot - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:06
And, uh, oh, yeah, I'm gonna have to be fucking a lot
But, you know, religion, it's not - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:06
But, you know, religion, it's not
It's not even really selling morality. - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:05
It's not even really selling morality.
I know this because I know many religious people, - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:17
I know this because I know many religious people,
I--I have some rope in my car. - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:05
I--I have some rope in my car.
But--[laughs] - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:10
But--[laughs]
Uh, something, nothing." - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:14
Uh, something, nothing."
I mean, that's--and that's actually what they're competing - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:06
I mean, that's--and that's actually what they'...
They have to come up with a great heaven-- - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:05
They have to come up with a great heaven--
I was told, one man dies for all of your sins, - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:09
I was told, one man dies for all of your sins,
Um, Mormons? - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:05
Um, Mormons?
Mormons believe that if you have a good marriage here - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:09
Mormons believe that if you have a good marriage here
I'm gonna look at this very carefully. - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:05
I'm gonna look at this very carefully.
Hmm, well, that brochure-- - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:10
Hmm, well, that brochure--
The old ball and chain will be with me. - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:05
The old ball and chain will be with me.
But I mean, you know, religion and politics, - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:09
But I mean, you know, religion and politics,
I mean, anytime Trump--you see him in front of one of his - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:11
I mean, anytime Trump--you see him in front of one of his
Who did this guy ever keep a promise to? - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:05
Who did this guy ever keep a promise to?
You know, I mean, the health care--remember that thing? - Bill Maher: Is Anyone Else Seeing This? 00:05
You know, I mean, the health care--remember that thing?