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Bill Maher:
I offered Donald Trump - yes, on the air - $5 million if he could prove that he was not the love child of his mother and an orange-haired orangutan. [laughter and applause] Bill Maher:
Wait. Not for no reason, because we showed with pictures that there are only two things in nature that have that exact same color hair: Donald Trump and an orange-haired orangutan. [laughter] Bill Maher:
And this... *dummy* releases his birth certificate and sues me and goes to the press, and turns what was a one-night, one-joke gag into a three month national debate over whether his mother fucked an ape. He is not a bright man
I offered Donald Trump - yes, on the air - $5 million if he could prove that he was not the love child of his mother and an orange-haired orangutan. [laughter and applause] Bill Maher:
Wait. Not for no reason, because we showed with pictures that there are only two things in nature that have that exact same color hair: Donald Trump and an orange-haired orangutan. [laughter] Bill Maher:
And this... *dummy* releases his birth certificate and sues me and goes to the press, and turns what was a one-night, one-joke gag into a three month national debate over whether his mother fucked an ape. He is not a bright man
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Donald Trump and an orange haired orangutan
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Laughter
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And this dummy releases his birth certificate
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And sues me and goes to the press
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And turns what was a one night one joke gag
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Into a three month national debate
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Over whether his mother fucked an ape
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Laughter
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He is not a bright man So
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Movie Summary
In his tenth HBO stand-up special, Bill Maher, the political commentator and satirist discusses midterm elections, income inequality, the Republican psyche, a Trump lawsuit, why the Pope is an atheist and why tattoos are stupid.