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Bill Maher: Live From Oklahoma

America, as you well knowhas zero tolerance for drugs and infinity tolerance for gunsand I

America, as you well know
has zero tolerance for drugs and infinity tolerance for guns
and I

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America, as you well know has zero tolerance for drugs
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and infinity tolerance for guns and I...
Duration
8 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
00:45:46
Uploaded
Jun 21, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
HBO

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Movie Summary

Bill visits the Brady Theater in Tulsa, Oklahoma for his eleventh HBO stand-up special. The topics include the current state of U.S. politics, sexuality, political correctness, aging and Bill's amusingly profound hatred of small c...
Wait, I know I'm in Oklahoma - Bill Maher: Live From Oklahoma 00:12
Wait, I know I'm in Oklahoma
I don't take pictures with it I don't polish it - Bill Maher: Live From Oklahoma 00:20
I don't take pictures with it I don't polish it
One of the big problems is... psychological with guns - Bill Maher: Live From Oklahoma 00:32
One of the big problems is... psychological with guns
"You know my boy, Kale don't you?" - Bill Maher: Live From Oklahoma 00:07
"You know my boy, Kale don't you?"
But... but honestly, you know - Bill Maher: Live From Oklahoma 00:26
But... but honestly, you know
Is it really a sport - Bill Maher: Live From Oklahoma 00:06
Is it really a sport
You saw that asshole with the giraffe a couple of days ago? - Bill Maher: Live From Oklahoma 00:05
You saw that asshole with the giraffe a couple of days ago?
These African countries some of them - Bill Maher: Live From Oklahoma 00:09
These African countries some of them
They say, "Yes, we allow you to shoot these animals" - Bill Maher: Live From Oklahoma 00:30
They say, "Yes, we allow you to shoot these animals&quo...
Like, when I'm driving to work and I'm looking for it now - Bill Maher: Live From Oklahoma 00:11
Like, when I'm driving to work and I'm looking for...
We're allowed to be out at 60, aren't we? - Bill Maher: Live From Oklahoma 00:04
We're allowed to be out at 60, aren't we?
The only place I see people my age are in Cialis commercials - Bill Maher: Live From Oklahoma 00:37
The only place I see people my age are in Cialis commercials
That just, "Will you be ready?" That smarmy voiceover - Bill Maher: Live From Oklahoma 00:17
That just, "Will you be ready?" That smarmy voiceo...
Yes, so be ready Have wood, okay? - Bill Maher: Live From Oklahoma 00:06
Yes, so be ready Have wood, okay?
Take the 4-hour pill Take the 36-hour pill - Bill Maher: Live From Oklahoma 00:18
Take the 4-hour pill Take the 36-hour pill
They never just get right to boning - Bill Maher: Live From Oklahoma 00:13
They never just get right to boning
I'm... so sorry I never got on board with that - Bill Maher: Live From Oklahoma 00:36
I'm... so sorry I never got on board with that
But look, I am not against marriage I am not - Bill Maher: Live From Oklahoma 00:23
But look, I am not against marriage I am not
One guy, but he's sincere about it - Bill Maher: Live From Oklahoma 00:10
One guy, but he's sincere about it
I think this is a meme I hear it all the time - Bill Maher: Live From Oklahoma 00:22
I think this is a meme I hear it all the time