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Bill Maher: Live From Oklahoma

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And don't even ask about trying to reload that thing
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because that... with the powder and... and the...
Duration
10 seconds
Views
17
Timestamp in Movie
00:53:28
Uploaded
Jun 21, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
HBO

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Movie Summary

Bill visits the Brady Theater in Tulsa, Oklahoma for his eleventh HBO stand-up special. The topics include the current state of U.S. politics, sexuality, political correctness, aging and Bill's amusingly profound hatred of small c...
Half the time, it blows up in your face - Bill Maher: Live From Oklahoma 00:35
Half the time, it blows up in your face
And I'm sure when I was ticking off that list of erogenous zones - Bill Maher: Live From Oklahoma 00:16
And I'm sure when I was ticking off that list of erogen...
This is about me! And I must say, I actually like this age - Bill Maher: Live From Oklahoma 00:30
This is about me! And I must say, I actually like this age
It's cold, and I didn't die on a tree, fantastic - Bill Maher: Live From Oklahoma 00:14
It's cold, and I didn't die on a tree, fantastic
Also, I must say, I have never to the best of my knowledge - Bill Maher: Live From Oklahoma 00:17
Also, I must say, I have never to the best of my knowledge
And of course, the big one I never had children - Bill Maher: Live From Oklahoma 00:21
And of course, the big one I never had children
If I do a drug joke, I don't want to get messages from people - Bill Maher: Live From Oklahoma 00:13
If I do a drug joke, I don't want to get messages from ...
We didn't use to organize our lives around what children might get into - Bill Maher: Live From Oklahoma 00:20
We didn't use to organize our lives around what childre...
I mean, I have set up my life in such a way - Bill Maher: Live From Oklahoma 00:09
I mean, I have set up my life in such a way
But... but what I occasionally see of it looks like a nightmare - Bill Maher: Live From Oklahoma 00:11
But... but what I occasionally see of it looks like a nightm...
I always see this "Hey, buddy!" - Bill Maher: Live From Oklahoma 00:15
I always see this "Hey, buddy!"
And... and also, you know, kids I never... - Bill Maher: Live From Oklahoma 00:04
And... and also, you know, kids I never...
Every parent I know, always sick sniffling, colds, flu - Bill Maher: Live From Oklahoma 00:32
Every parent I know, always sick sniffling, colds, flu
Seatbelts were completely optional - Bill Maher: Live From Oklahoma 00:10
Seatbelts were completely optional
And you know what? I'm so glad - Bill Maher: Live From Oklahoma 00:36
And you know what? I'm so glad
All my early whacking was in the dark, under the covers - Bill Maher: Live From Oklahoma 00:34
All my early whacking was in the dark, under the covers
That is where the shit comes out - Bill Maher: Live From Oklahoma 00:05
That is where the shit comes out
I don't want to play in your ass I don't want to play with your feet - Bill Maher: Live From Oklahoma 00:10
I don't want to play in your ass I don't want to p...
- "She can't breathe" - "Oh, sexy" - Bill Maher: Live From Oklahoma 00:12
- "She can't breathe" - "Oh, sexy"
I mean, I have had the same basic fantasy - Bill Maher: Live From Oklahoma 00:24
I mean, I have had the same basic fantasy