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And you know what? I'm so glad I'm so glad for my "Leave It
to Beaver" upbringing I am so glad that when I was a kid
there was no porn on the phone No wonder the kids are fucked up I mean, all my formative years all the masturbation took place
without any visual aids whatsoever I had "I Dream of Jeannie"
once a week And a little ad in my sister's
"Teen Beat" magazine to "increase your bust size" That is all I had
All my early whack
to Beaver" upbringing I am so glad that when I was a kid
there was no porn on the phone No wonder the kids are fucked up I mean, all my formative years all the masturbation took place
without any visual aids whatsoever I had "I Dream of Jeannie"
once a week And a little ad in my sister's
"Teen Beat" magazine to "increase your bust size" That is all I had
All my early whack
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And you know what? I'm so glad
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I'm so glad for my "Leave It
to Beaver" upbringing
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I am so glad that when I was a kid
there was no porn on the phone
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No wonder the kids are fucked up
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I mean, all my formative years
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all the masturbation took place
without any visual aids whatsoever
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I had "I Dream of Jeannie"
once a week
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And a little ad in my sister's
"Teen Beat" magazine
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to "increase your bust size"
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That is all I had
All my early whack...
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Movie Summary
Bill visits the Brady Theater in Tulsa, Oklahoma for his eleventh HBO stand-up special. The topics include the current state of U.S. politics, sexuality, political correctness, aging and Bill's amusingly profound hatred of small c...